I think about this often....but what ever happen to the days were Black was soooo beautiful and true swag was in abundance...My definition of Swag is:
Swagger is whatever makes you, you. It’s having personality that shows in all of the things you do and touch. The confidence to take on anything, the style to make someone want to know where you got that from, the inner beauty to light up any room you walk into. Most of all Swagger is the ability to Command and Receive Attention and Respect and be Comfortable in the skin God blessed you with.
even Don got down
then we fell down to this
and just when you thought it didn't get any worst... the 90's happened
Then coonin' got real popular...
No matter how much swag ninjas say they got drippin...I know it aint that shit!!
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
April 2nd 2010 5:39pm
On my way to Park for Greek Happy Hour, but the Cherry Blossoms and all these mofos in the city, are causing the most frustrating delays. A barrage of swears leave my mouth at will. Thank God for my iPod and moleskin booklet that allow me to capture these random thoughts. The fight between people getting on the train while people are getting off will forever be a rivalry. But I push my way through to locate myself in a non-handicap seat. (Yo mofos wont be hitting me with the "oh no he didn't face" cause the way I'm feeling you'd get that "oh yes I did" face right back with a side of "and." I tried to pull off the sit-in-the-middle-of-the-seat-on-the-metro-train-so-no-one-can-sit-beside-you-move. It was working til we hit the Gallery Place stop where the dustiest person ever decided he was going to sit by me..regardless! I mean tapped me as I obviously tried to ignore and then gave me a speech about how wrong I am...blah blah blah...I slide over. I dont need the scene, shorty on the iPhone is checking me out, (Heeeeeeeeey you Denzel stare) probably tweeting about how good I look...I digress
So this dusty ass individual and I do mean dusty...you ever see your ceiling fan when it's off? Looked like he got on the train at Ground Zero (respect) but you get my drift. Why does he smell like Ritz crackers? I love Ritz crackers! I mean I can sit there with some Ritz crackers and the jar of peanut butter and butterknife and its BLAAAAAAAAAACK EYEEEEEED PEEEEAAAAAAS I'MMMMM IN HEEEEEEEEEAVEEEEEN!!! But I only have two more stops and then its L'efant Plaza.
(cue Rakim) I start schemin' on a master plan..cause when I get the station I gotta move it man!
I mean like a ninja, or like if they found out Andy Dufrain escaped right as he was coming thru the shit tunnel if I want to make the other train. So that became my motivation as I'm passing ritz cracker man (damn almost feel into a trance...dusty muahfucka) and this Al B. Sure I Can Dream About You Night and Day Boomerang S-Curl kit looking ass boy. He had on leather gloves and denim matching set and everything. Smh...how did I know he was going to be a problem? This negro stands on the left side of the escalator. I ought to kick him dead in the ass!! I smoove have to run sideways to make the door as it's closing. I impress even myself sometimes. So I make it, see a seat, claim it and initiate sit-in-the-middle-of-the-seat-on-the-metro-train-so-no-one-can-sit-beside-you-move. Oh Yes I did, And???
Take 2....
Train is making good time (looks down 5:56:44..45..46secs) dinner reservations are at 6pm
(Incoming Text) "I'm here. They need us both here to sit us" (looks down 6:02:10..11..12secs)
(Reply text) "Getting off train now" (looks down 6:10:34..35..36secs)
Get to door, flash I.D., walk-in, head on a swivel ahh there "she" is....smiles..."lets it eat!"
Who is "she?".....you tell me, never saw her face....alarm went off...
I woke up grab my phone and saw a text from my man Jeff..
"Yo we got you on dinner at the Park tonight @ 6pm. Hit me back by 3pm let me know. I can get you and one other person..you plan on bringing anyone??"
(looks down April 2nd 2010 9:39:01..02..03secs )
So this dusty ass individual and I do mean dusty...you ever see your ceiling fan when it's off? Looked like he got on the train at Ground Zero (respect) but you get my drift. Why does he smell like Ritz crackers? I love Ritz crackers! I mean I can sit there with some Ritz crackers and the jar of peanut butter and butterknife and its BLAAAAAAAAAACK EYEEEEEED PEEEEAAAAAAS I'MMMMM IN HEEEEEEEEEAVEEEEEN!!! But I only have two more stops and then its L'efant Plaza.
(cue Rakim) I start schemin' on a master plan..cause when I get the station I gotta move it man!
I mean like a ninja, or like if they found out Andy Dufrain escaped right as he was coming thru the shit tunnel if I want to make the other train. So that became my motivation as I'm passing ritz cracker man (damn almost feel into a trance...dusty muahfucka) and this Al B. Sure I Can Dream About You Night and Day Boomerang S-Curl kit looking ass boy. He had on leather gloves and denim matching set and everything. Smh...how did I know he was going to be a problem? This negro stands on the left side of the escalator. I ought to kick him dead in the ass!! I smoove have to run sideways to make the door as it's closing. I impress even myself sometimes. So I make it, see a seat, claim it and initiate sit-in-the-middle-of-the-seat-on-the-metro-train-so-no-one-can-sit-beside-you-move. Oh Yes I did, And???
Take 2....
Train is making good time (looks down 5:56:44..45..46secs) dinner reservations are at 6pm
(Incoming Text) "I'm here. They need us both here to sit us" (looks down 6:02:10..11..12secs)
(Reply text) "Getting off train now" (looks down 6:10:34..35..36secs)
Get to door, flash I.D., walk-in, head on a swivel ahh there "she" is....smiles..."lets it eat!"
Who is "she?".....you tell me, never saw her face....alarm went off...
I woke up grab my phone and saw a text from my man Jeff..
"Yo we got you on dinner at the Park tonight @ 6pm. Hit me back by 3pm let me know. I can get you and one other person..you plan on bringing anyone??"
(looks down April 2nd 2010 9:39:01..02..03secs )
Thursday, November 4, 2010
1st Ever "Need To Get Your Ass Whoop" Award
Congratulations Mama...you have officially rep'd your city...Ignantville, USA and guess who's the new Mayor??
I mean the mere thought that you thought it was ok to come out the house like that bothers me.
1. YOU HAVE NO TRUE FRIENDS THAT CARE ABOUT YOU!!
2. No one can say they care about you and let you come out the house that way. Nope don't care about you at all.
3. How do you even explain this to the person who does your hair?
Hairdresser: "Hey girl what you want to do with it today?"
Your ghetto ass: "I want men to look at me and hunger for me!"
4. Where did you put the nutritional facts?
5. Did you have to eat the oreos first or did you do while you were sitting in the chair losing your damn mind
6. You have personally set us back more than a few years...I was thinking back before Reconstruction...
7. How many times did you get mad cause people was staring at your ignant looking ass?
I mean the mere thought that you thought it was ok to come out the house like that bothers me.
1. YOU HAVE NO TRUE FRIENDS THAT CARE ABOUT YOU!!
2. No one can say they care about you and let you come out the house that way. Nope don't care about you at all.
3. How do you even explain this to the person who does your hair?
Hairdresser: "Hey girl what you want to do with it today?"
Your ghetto ass: "I want men to look at me and hunger for me!"
4. Where did you put the nutritional facts?
5. Did you have to eat the oreos first or did you do while you were sitting in the chair losing your damn mind
6. You have personally set us back more than a few years...I was thinking back before Reconstruction...
7. How many times did you get mad cause people was staring at your ignant looking ass?
CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003
CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
Guy Talks Mess And Tranny Kicks Guys A*s Up And Down The Street
So much to say and yet I find my self speechless when it comes to this one....but enjoy it anyway
Monday, October 18, 2010
Worst YouTube Rappers of All Time
10. Gangsta Fag: He Wantz It
9. Don't Call Me Eskimo
soooooo in conclusion....
In the infamous words of my brother Dre... DO BETTER NINJAS
(psst you should follow him too Do Better Movement: Land of On.Us.Tee)
9. Don't Call Me Eskimo
8.????
7.Joe Somebody
6.Reh Dogg: Why Must I Cry
5. Bangs: Meet Me on Facebook
4.Bangs: Take U Da Movies
3.TBaby: It's So Cold in the D
2.Duel of the Iron Mike Freestyle Battle
1. 50 Tyson
Its official, I'm getting a gun and a shovel and I'm going to Minnesota and I'm going to kill 50 Tyson...if this ninja really blow up....I'm going "put three in his head like a bowling ball" And don't give me that look.... millennium Drop Squad...but we don't do no talking...just shooting...DEATH TO ALL COONS!!!
soooooo in conclusion....
In the infamous words of my brother Dre... DO BETTER NINJAS
(psst you should follow him too Do Better Movement: Land of On.Us.Tee)
Monday, September 27, 2010
My Inspiration
You are my inspiration
You’re the voice that soothes the hurt on my soul,
Extinguishing all perspiration that
Causes people to slip from my elevation.
With just a sound, a touch, a
Breath that--exhales--all the life and--
Inhales--all the growth of knowing that
Showing trueness----genuinely expressing
The heart, the mind, the soul-gets you higher
To that goal, or maybe just makes the road
Easier to travel.
You are my inspiration
Your vision helps incite decisions in the
Hearts of many who would have otherwise left undriven.
You show through your touch-fingers, hands
Lips-that beauty lies not within the eye of the
Beholder, but in the spirit of one-
You-Me-Him-Her-We-Us
All have a light that would have otherwise
Gone unnoticed;
Eyes open to all around me.
You are my inspiration
I Love You Mommy
-your son
Thursday, September 23, 2010
In Love with Love Versus in Love with You
Many people, if honest, will admit that they're in love with love. They enjoy romance, the beautiful feeling of infatuation and the tremendous energy and happiness that come from being in love.
As people approach life and love from a desire to be in love, a true chemical reaction takes place in their heads. The emotions are set and they go out looking for love. However, what some are really doing is looking for someone to attach their emotions to. That is, they are in love with love, but not really with another person. When they meet a willing participant who may be of the same mind, and in love with love, too, together these two people strike up a chemical connection. Is that a bit cynical? Stay with me.
So, how do you know whether you're in love with love or really in love with the other person you claim to love? Here is my own personal list to tell the difference:
You ask the other person questions to learn about their mind, heart and soul. If all you do is tell them you love them and don't even know them, you are in love with love, not the other person.
You care about the other's person's life and the details of his or her life. Again, you don't live in a fantasy and just talk romantic, you find out what they do, how they feel, what's going on in their heads, with their families, their work, etc.
You put the other person's needs and wants above your own. Unconditional love is the foundation of being in love. Lust is not love. Infatuation is not love. If all you do is think about having sex with this other person, and don't really care to make them a part of your life and you a part of their's, then you're in love with love, not the other person.
You pay attention to how they make you feel and how you make them feel. You're sensitive to not jumping to the wrong conclusion. There is trust. There is understanding. There is a real connection that isn't threatened either by the past, present or future. The relationship is secure...not one of ups and downs continually based on whether or not they call, write or show up on time.
You actually like them, not just love and want them. Many times people who are in love with love do not even LIKE the person they've "attached their in love feelings to." If you spend half your time trying to change the other person, you don't really love them. You love yourself and are trying to make them fit your idea of perfect. Acceptance is a big part of true love.
You do not consider yourself better or worse than the one you love. You continually strive to be at one and at unity with the one you love, but many times it happens naturally because of the connection you share. There is nothing fake about the relationship.
You don't pretend to like what they like to make them believe you're like them. Why would you do that anyway? Being in love with love often causes people to lose their identity and try to be like the other person. When you're in love with the other person, each one respect's each other's hobbies and interests without forcing themselves to be like the other person. For example, I would never pretend to be a sports fan for a guy. Guess that's why I never dated jocks or if I did, it lasted only 5 minutes.
True love is always there...always real...always caring...it is unconditional and never abandons the object of one's affection. If in your life you were in love with love, you can be sure you abandoned the one you claimed to love. That's the nature of infatuation and being in love with love.
I will not take credit for this post but I did want to share it with those who follow me.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Space Age Pimpin... Fo Real!!
so someone sent this to me as a joke....I couldn't help it...
Trying To Get My Stable Racing Again!...
I AM THE RIGHT PERSON IF YOU SEEK GUIDANCE AND PROSPERITY IN LIFE. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ALONE. LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY. I AM READY,WILLING,AND ABLE TO SHOW YOU THE RULES OF THE GAME. THIS IS NO FAKE AD SO NO FAKE REPLIES. IF YOU SEEK PRADA,GUCCI,FENDI AND MORE THIS IS THE WAY. IF YOU WANT YOUR HAIR ,NAILS,AND FEET DID THIS IS THE WAY. IF YOU DREAM OF TRAVELING THE COUNTRY AND HAVING ALL WANTS AND NEEDS ANSWERED THIS IS THE WAY. BY ALL MEANS THIS IS REAL PIMPIN NO B$LLSH$T. NO MISUNDERSTANDING. THIS IS NOT THE FAKE SHIT ON TV AND VIDEOS. I AM SEEKING REAL POTENTIAL RIGHT NOW . THIS IS NO REST HAVEN FOR HOES. YOU MUST BE SERIOUS AND READY TO TRAVEL ASAP. IF INTERESTED AND YOU LIKE MY SWAGGER EMAIL ME WITH NAME,NUMBER,AND PICTURES
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/AdultJobs/trying-to-get-my-stable-racing-again/3769654
In the the years of technology... it seems even pimpin has become a bitch to the digital age...but the game dont change just the players...
With the classifieds website Craigslist falling under scrutiny for allowing the posting of prostitution ads and the quick and impromptu manner in which they got rid of their 'Adult Services' section, it would seem that people are still going to do what they damn sure want to do.
But I digress...on to the actual post....
He promised you the world...He promised to teach you, to be a provider...He promised you worldly travel...He promised to upgrade your lifestyle
"Say bye to Reebok/Say hi to Chanel/Say hi to Gucci/Prada as well/take a look in mirror mommy/be proud of yourself" -Sean Carter
But what he didn't tell you...
yeah that's right...thats what he meant......but it sounded like this...
until you came up short with HIS money...
A HOE'S PLACE!!!
I wonder if someone actually answered the ad back. Like what goes in a mind of a person sitting there reading this.. "Oooh girl he going to take me round the world!" Umm no bitch the farthest you going is Atlantic City on the Bolt Bus...and when you dont provide, you become his personal stress reliever and punching bag...its not Gucci, Fendi nor Prada if he gets it from Canal Street....
Do Better ...it's a movement
Trying To Get My Stable Racing Again!...
I AM THE RIGHT PERSON IF YOU SEEK GUIDANCE AND PROSPERITY IN LIFE. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ALONE. LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY. I AM READY,WILLING,AND ABLE TO SHOW YOU THE RULES OF THE GAME. THIS IS NO FAKE AD SO NO FAKE REPLIES. IF YOU SEEK PRADA,GUCCI,FENDI AND MORE THIS IS THE WAY. IF YOU WANT YOUR HAIR ,NAILS,AND FEET DID THIS IS THE WAY. IF YOU DREAM OF TRAVELING THE COUNTRY AND HAVING ALL WANTS AND NEEDS ANSWERED THIS IS THE WAY. BY ALL MEANS THIS IS REAL PIMPIN NO B$LLSH$T. NO MISUNDERSTANDING. THIS IS NOT THE FAKE SHIT ON TV AND VIDEOS. I AM SEEKING REAL POTENTIAL RIGHT NOW . THIS IS NO REST HAVEN FOR HOES. YOU MUST BE SERIOUS AND READY TO TRAVEL ASAP. IF INTERESTED AND YOU LIKE MY SWAGGER EMAIL ME WITH NAME,NUMBER,AND PICTURES
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/AdultJobs/trying-to-get-my-stable-racing-again/3769654
In the the years of technology... it seems even pimpin has become a bitch to the digital age...but the game dont change just the players...
With the classifieds website Craigslist falling under scrutiny for allowing the posting of prostitution ads and the quick and impromptu manner in which they got rid of their 'Adult Services' section, it would seem that people are still going to do what they damn sure want to do.
But I digress...on to the actual post....
He promised you the world...He promised to teach you, to be a provider...He promised you worldly travel...He promised to upgrade your lifestyle
"Say bye to Reebok/Say hi to Chanel/Say hi to Gucci/Prada as well/take a look in mirror mommy/be proud of yourself" -Sean Carter
But what he didn't tell you...
yeah that's right...thats what he meant......but it sounded like this...
until you came up short with HIS money...
A HOE'S PLACE!!!
I wonder if someone actually answered the ad back. Like what goes in a mind of a person sitting there reading this.. "Oooh girl he going to take me round the world!" Umm no bitch the farthest you going is Atlantic City on the Bolt Bus...and when you dont provide, you become his personal stress reliever and punching bag...its not Gucci, Fendi nor Prada if he gets it from Canal Street....
Do Better ...it's a movement
Monday, September 20, 2010
Ain't That Bout a Bitch...
Has this ever happened to you??
Its 79 degrees out...
you got the windows down...
you just uploaded fresh new music to your iPod...
and you're hitting the city streets...
riding around.....
just a man and his music....
and then you see this...
on one of these...
next thing you know...
your whole focus changes....
now you're checking your hair...
now you're debating on how much your seat should be reclined
(too far = you look like a thug....too high = you look like a geek)
and you are even looking for your manliest ...R&B track
...oh shit didnt you just add "Deuces" to your playlist???
you frantically search your iPod and almost crash...
(that track is fiyah...fuck it, I said it...bet you wasn't ready to like Chris Brown again huh..more to come on that subject... its ok, you can let the track ride)
So you got everything in check...
you apply a lil gas to your engine....
adjust the level of your music..
you're ready...
speeding up...
getting closer...
you look over and see...
Ain't That Bout A Bitch....
I dont know whats more sad?
1. You driving your girl's car with her sorority plate on it because its better than your car. Do you know what elite group of men that puts you in. She's not even in the car with you. Why are you flossin' her shit? Are you taking it to get new tires? Go sit your ass somewhere!!
2. Me, the pressed asshole who defied several traffic laws just to pull up to your ass....
Do Better People...its a movement
Its 79 degrees out...
you got the windows down...
you just uploaded fresh new music to your iPod...
and you're hitting the city streets...
riding around.....
just a man and his music....
and then you see this...
on one of these...
next thing you know...
your whole focus changes....
now you're checking your hair...
now you're debating on how much your seat should be reclined
(too far = you look like a thug....too high = you look like a geek)
and you are even looking for your manliest ...R&B track
...oh shit didnt you just add "Deuces" to your playlist???
you frantically search your iPod and almost crash...
(that track is fiyah...fuck it, I said it...bet you wasn't ready to like Chris Brown again huh..more to come on that subject... its ok, you can let the track ride)
So you got everything in check...
you apply a lil gas to your engine....
adjust the level of your music..
you're ready...
speeding up...
getting closer...
you look over and see...
Ain't That Bout A Bitch....
I dont know whats more sad?
1. You driving your girl's car with her sorority plate on it because its better than your car. Do you know what elite group of men that puts you in. She's not even in the car with you. Why are you flossin' her shit? Are you taking it to get new tires? Go sit your ass somewhere!!
2. Me, the pressed asshole who defied several traffic laws just to pull up to your ass....
Do Better People...its a movement
Friday, September 3, 2010
I Can't Wait Til Get You Home Tonight...Literally
Use to be the lyrics to one of my favorite Foxy Brown tracks... But I mean wtf.... hasn't riding public transportation already proven difficult enough...you got panhandlers, bums, musicians, the overweight mofo who sits on one side of you and pins you to the onion guy on the other side. Not to mention the hoards of loud ass, ghetto ass teenagers just acting ignant (yeah that's how I spelled it). You've just realized you forgot your headphones and all you want to do is get to work or home...then you have to watch two unattractive lesbos muff diving right across from you. I mean they wasn't even trying to fake it. Listen...dont take this post as I'm anti-gay. By no means is this true. Do you! But there should be some unspoken rule that only 9 and up lesbians get to make out in public. I mean if you truly want acceptance of homosexuality, you're going to have to make it more appealing to those who fight aimlessly against it. I mean look at vampirism. Im sure back in the day being a pale, blood sucking demon who has not ties to society before 9 pm wasn't the "in" thing. Groups of people showing up at your home with torches, garlic, crosses and holy water is proof that you're probably not the most liked neighbor in your town...
I mean they didn't even try to make vampires look appealing...
But then, such as most things, when they want it to be accepted...it was gradually flooded into pop culture....
Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Then they smartened up and tapped int the teen crowd. And once they made being a vampire "it"
...the adults had to get in on it
See what I mean...Halloween is coming up....watch!!
But I digress...
So if you ever want THIS....
to be accepted in OUR culture....
(and this is just my opinion and I tend to give it at times)
It should be carried out by women that looks like this....
or this...
but until then...UNTIL THEN... lets stay away from this..
and this....
aaaaaand this....
ooops...just saying (kanye shrug)
but definitely this....
and once us dumb Americans get on board
then this wont even be an issue.....trust me...I know shit
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE...
until then
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Banana in the tailpipe....
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Just when I thought that mine eyes...damndit mine eyes...wouldn't witness just blatant coonery and outright tom foolery.....I mean this utter and total malarkey.....WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!!
(SORRY BEEN TRYING THIS NEW NON-CURSING THING)
First of all, who has created this 3-D porn? Is it that got damn Stephen Spielberg and his fucking CGI. So let me get this, you don't watch porn....yet your first attempt to watch porn, you decide that you want the three dimensional experience...get the fuck outta here....
Second of all, your lily white ass has a black baby and you want me to believe the sperm from a black mans dick shot out the TV, flew across the room and entered your vagina through your clothes by osmosis and still had enough strength to fertilize one of your eggs?? Stand up take a bow, you have just completely mind fucked everyone who reads this...
"Well my nigglet child, you were conceived when mommy was watching some high tech porn. I was just sitting there watching this Mandingo penis going in and out, in and out and the HD resolution toppled with 3-D effects made me feel it was my vagina in the movie and I was so stimulated that I became pregnant with you"
And the sad part is that he will believe you because you are his mother, and why would his mother lie to him....you selfish bitch you...you've just signed him up for ass whoopings for the rest of his natural child existence...he will probably grew up a social recluse who will never properly please a woman unless technology is involved....thanks mom!
And your husband, your poor poor husband....off fighting this never ending, shouldn't have ever started, pointless war...and you send him word of this shit..if he hasn't already I'm sure he wanted to go run in a mind field with C4 strapped to his ass....it would be actually less cruel than what you're doing to him now...if I was him, my only true inspiration of making it home alive would to be so I can give you and whomever helped you come up with this dumb ass story a .45-caliber court marshal.
You're so delusional thinking that he actually believes you, and the truly truly sad part is that I'm starting to think he does, cause you have not shown up on the news missing or dead. So please please please fess up! Do whats right. When your husband comes home, sit him down and say,
"Honey, I love you. The time you spent away I was lonely and feening for penile penetration. When I told Becky she told me how the best she ever had was from this black guy in the projects named Tyrone. She then took to meet him, where seconds after meeting him, he had me and Becky bent over a couch. Now since he was soo big, I told him that he didn't have to wear a condom and proceeded to let him bust off in me cause it felt too good to make him stop. Now we have this black child that I expect you to raise with me."
Cause that would be a lot less cruel than this bullshit you came up with!! Fuck outta here with that!!!
I'm done (kicks soapbox and drops mic)
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
You Better Have My Fucking $2
Man o man what can you actually say about this one?
- CRACK KILLS!!
- Why is a video camera like a moth to a flame for niggas?....yeah I said it, cause that's who is in that video.
- What in the Sam hell is an aggressive panhandler, and what cities do they reside in so I can be prepared?
- How did they find him? A crackhead broke in my car once and was never seen from again...true story
- CRACK KILLS and is obviously still killing.
- And the "Nigga Please" award goes to (drum roll)........
- Did anyone feel that there was going to be an assault in this video?
- $2.00!! that is clearly crack prices...clearly!
- I feel ignorant as hell for sitting around waiting the nigga moment to happen....we got to do better!
- The worst part about it, that for all that coon exposure the white guy wasn't even scared...at least scare someone with your nigga moment!!
ATTACK OF THE LONELY BITCHES!
OK OK here's the back story...so one day I was bored...took a pic of the food I just made....just feeling myself....no biggie..but like anything I do on FB....the jokes come out...thats cool...I got the energy to go..but I dont understand the balls on these sensitive ass people who come on your shit poppin off then get sensitive when you have something to say back... so anyway...this person....RB aka Lonely Bitch..I wont even comment...just read and let me know what you think
Rhonda Boothe wtf is that? look some cut to me geraldo!
Yesterday at 8:51pm ·
Antoine Hicks Some cut...I guess the only meals you recognize is lonely women dinners
Yesterday at 8:57pm ·
Rhonda Boothe just a joke twan, lighten up boo, u not brand new to me see, i know u. and im not lonely by any means. all tender cuz ur meal is ugly. lol, grow up
Yesterday at 9:01pm ·
Rhonda Boothe I just chose not to put my WHOLE life on the internet...take notes
Yesterday at 9:03pm ·
Antoine Hicks No I'm actually talking shit....you stalking my pics talking shit and now you can't take a lil rebuttal...don't start none won't be none
Yesterday at 9:04pm ·
Rhonda Boothe you know what, i was actually looking for the pic u had posted to ur profile to comment that u looked nice, then i saw the creamed corn and what appears to be a processed meat product and decided to be humorous, but i see u still a ole tender roney ass nigga and cant take a lil joke...so please, i urge u to come see...Please!
Yesterday at 9:59pm ·
Antoine Hicks Oh trust babes I'm laughing you're the sensitive one...its ok...you have a good evening...and thanks for compliment...I do look good don't it....but please remember jokes are reciprocal...so there's no need to get butt hurt...its just coooooomedy
Yesterday at 10:06pm ·
Rhonda Boothe u look aight, u looked better before u tried to test me, im def not the one...verbal sparing is my thing and plus, i know more about u than i care to but i can blast u rt quick if wanna go round for round....lol, i wouldnt suggest it tho! u have a good nite too....come see me tho. plz!!!
Yesterday at 10:13pm ·
Antoine Hicks And I'm glad you don't ...it your life boo do with it what you please...again I'm good...its FB its not that serious for me....and if you think this is my whole life...you don't know me
Yesterday at 10:15pm ·
Antoine Hicks You know more about me...oh child please let's not live in the nineties...verbal sparring that's cool if you feeling froggy...aint no thang...but again so glad such a small portion of my life has allowed you to give me sooo much of your energy
Yesterday at 10:53pm ·
Rhonda Boothe "child please" that's cute. I don't think I've ever heard an "alleged" straight man say that...hmmm???? You run with that! LOL
Yesterday at 11:43pm ·
Antoine Hicks If that was your best strike... go kill yourself cause this isn't even a fair one..somebody I know is reading these shaking their head saying "she has no clue, she should stop" ohh hold on I'm ready the bbm now....yup they want me to let it go...man you just was saved...thanks for the laughs while I was getting ready..got a date and what will you be doing this evening??? ((Crickets)) hmmm not how I wanted to spend my Saturday if I had a choice.....oh well guess that's where we differ....goodnight hun, no need to wait up, I won't be entertaining this too much longer...Goodnigt
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe actually. I'm all in tonite I'm home with my boyfriend. We live together here in richmond. I'm not 32 still dating, and good luck with that in DC. Heard AIDS is crazy up there son! You still looking for love on tv? My friend just told me she saw you on get the hookup looking for love and bitch still aint pick you...lol. That's pretty lame. Dating huh? I see you still begging bitches for oral favors and not smashing! Lol, yea, I know dat too blue balls....LOL! Basically. You should quit. See, I can do this all nite. I'm not busy, you supposed to be "on a date" (yea rt) but you keep fuckin with me! ..... THINK I JUST ETHERED You SON!!!! Try me again....I got all nite! I don't have 2 wrk tomorrow, I don't have kids, my old man is chillin....what's good "child" "rolls eyes and smacks lips...hands on hips" LOL LOL LOL! Lets get it!
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe "child please"
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe "two snaps and a circle" lol
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe see you taking out ur lil high school inadaquacies on me. Yea yea, you was kinda wack back then, didn't really have no friends, no girls, no nothing. Now you brand new and think you can shine on me...child please....lol. I'm not the one. Get ur lil internet friends 2 boost ur esteem. But see. I know who you really are. Still that same lil wack flunkie you was in the ninties...just nicer clothes....same flake!
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe all this over a wet ass pork chop (I'm assuming that's what it is), and a can of creamed corn....geez! You more tender than that cream corn on ur pick....soft! Mushy! Lol
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe see boo, I know you up there in the chocolate city looking for love by any means....tv, internet, bars....(in my ru paul voice) "child please! You will never find love with HIM in the picture" lol....CAN You SAY ETHER ETHER ETHER!!!
4 hours ago ·
Antoine Hicks (SLOOOOOOOW CLAP)
Youre not winning any points...youre just coping a plea over there...I mean damn after reading the novel on your life...the same one you dont post on FB...I felt even more sorry for you....32 no kids and a live in boyfriend...you should stalk my status messages so you could read the one about being "wifey material"...
now you bringing up the show...negro please that 2007 some shit I did for fun..I have no shame here...I'm still wondering if you got a "man at home" why you on another brothers page giving a damn...I really was joking and I cant even stop laughing at this now...still stuck in Richmond...Im sure your career at Richfood has really taken off so you could finish your associates at J. Sargent Reynolds Community College...make sure you getting that tuition assistance...And as far as high school...I tell everyone all the time I was quiet...I never act like someone I was...didnt make me lame...so who's really faking and stuntin right now...Im laughing at you...youre truly wack for this right now... and the only reason I keep replying...is cause its fun for me....well I let you get back to your man...I mean you are back to liking MEN...cause in high school...Wheeeeew we didnt know..thats why no one hollered at you...cause you thought the baggy clothes look would tell us how you were an individual and all....HAHAHAHA....well i hope it works out for you cause if I was co-habitating the last thing my WIFE (I dont live with girlfriends) would be doing is commenting on anothers man on facebook...we'd be off fucking up some headboards or some shit or maybe he's not your real man...just someone to throw the family off..whatever it is...just be happy homie and dont ever let someone 100 and something miles away steal your joy....youre right all this over a pic...I guess your were bored tonight....or didnt get nothing in from Redbox
2 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe wtf is that? look some cut to me geraldo!
Yesterday at 8:51pm ·
Antoine Hicks Some cut...I guess the only meals you recognize is lonely women dinners
Yesterday at 8:57pm ·
Rhonda Boothe just a joke twan, lighten up boo, u not brand new to me see, i know u. and im not lonely by any means. all tender cuz ur meal is ugly. lol, grow up
Yesterday at 9:01pm ·
Rhonda Boothe I just chose not to put my WHOLE life on the internet...take notes
Yesterday at 9:03pm ·
Antoine Hicks No I'm actually talking shit....you stalking my pics talking shit and now you can't take a lil rebuttal...don't start none won't be none
Yesterday at 9:04pm ·
Rhonda Boothe you know what, i was actually looking for the pic u had posted to ur profile to comment that u looked nice, then i saw the creamed corn and what appears to be a processed meat product and decided to be humorous, but i see u still a ole tender roney ass nigga and cant take a lil joke...so please, i urge u to come see...Please!
Yesterday at 9:59pm ·
Antoine Hicks Oh trust babes I'm laughing you're the sensitive one...its ok...you have a good evening...and thanks for compliment...I do look good don't it....but please remember jokes are reciprocal...so there's no need to get butt hurt...its just coooooomedy
Yesterday at 10:06pm ·
Rhonda Boothe u look aight, u looked better before u tried to test me, im def not the one...verbal sparing is my thing and plus, i know more about u than i care to but i can blast u rt quick if wanna go round for round....lol, i wouldnt suggest it tho! u have a good nite too....come see me tho. plz!!!
Yesterday at 10:13pm ·
Antoine Hicks And I'm glad you don't ...it your life boo do with it what you please...again I'm good...its FB its not that serious for me....and if you think this is my whole life...you don't know me
Yesterday at 10:15pm ·
Antoine Hicks You know more about me...oh child please let's not live in the nineties...verbal sparring that's cool if you feeling froggy...aint no thang...but again so glad such a small portion of my life has allowed you to give me sooo much of your energy
Yesterday at 10:53pm ·
Rhonda Boothe "child please" that's cute. I don't think I've ever heard an "alleged" straight man say that...hmmm???? You run with that! LOL
Yesterday at 11:43pm ·
Antoine Hicks If that was your best strike... go kill yourself cause this isn't even a fair one..somebody I know is reading these shaking their head saying "she has no clue, she should stop" ohh hold on I'm ready the bbm now....yup they want me to let it go...man you just was saved...thanks for the laughs while I was getting ready..got a date and what will you be doing this evening??? ((Crickets)) hmmm not how I wanted to spend my Saturday if I had a choice.....oh well guess that's where we differ....goodnight hun, no need to wait up, I won't be entertaining this too much longer...Goodnigt
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe actually. I'm all in tonite I'm home with my boyfriend. We live together here in richmond. I'm not 32 still dating, and good luck with that in DC. Heard AIDS is crazy up there son! You still looking for love on tv? My friend just told me she saw you on get the hookup looking for love and bitch still aint pick you...lol. That's pretty lame. Dating huh? I see you still begging bitches for oral favors and not smashing! Lol, yea, I know dat too blue balls....LOL! Basically. You should quit. See, I can do this all nite. I'm not busy, you supposed to be "on a date" (yea rt) but you keep fuckin with me! ..... THINK I JUST ETHERED You SON!!!! Try me again....I got all nite! I don't have 2 wrk tomorrow, I don't have kids, my old man is chillin....what's good "child" "rolls eyes and smacks lips...hands on hips" LOL LOL LOL! Lets get it!
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe "child please"
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe "two snaps and a circle" lol
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe see you taking out ur lil high school inadaquacies on me. Yea yea, you was kinda wack back then, didn't really have no friends, no girls, no nothing. Now you brand new and think you can shine on me...child please....lol. I'm not the one. Get ur lil internet friends 2 boost ur esteem. But see. I know who you really are. Still that same lil wack flunkie you was in the ninties...just nicer clothes....same flake!
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe all this over a wet ass pork chop (I'm assuming that's what it is), and a can of creamed corn....geez! You more tender than that cream corn on ur pick....soft! Mushy! Lol
13 hours ago ·
Rhonda Boothe see boo, I know you up there in the chocolate city looking for love by any means....tv, internet, bars....(in my ru paul voice) "child please! You will never find love with HIM in the picture" lol....CAN You SAY ETHER ETHER ETHER!!!
4 hours ago ·
Antoine Hicks (SLOOOOOOOW CLAP)
Youre not winning any points...youre just coping a plea over there...I mean damn after reading the novel on your life...the same one you dont post on FB...I felt even more sorry for you....32 no kids and a live in boyfriend...you should stalk my status messages so you could read the one about being "wifey material"...
now you bringing up the show...negro please that 2007 some shit I did for fun..I have no shame here...I'm still wondering if you got a "man at home" why you on another brothers page giving a damn...I really was joking and I cant even stop laughing at this now...still stuck in Richmond...Im sure your career at Richfood has really taken off so you could finish your associates at J. Sargent Reynolds Community College...make sure you getting that tuition assistance...And as far as high school...I tell everyone all the time I was quiet...I never act like someone I was...didnt make me lame...so who's really faking and stuntin right now...Im laughing at you...youre truly wack for this right now... and the only reason I keep replying...is cause its fun for me....well I let you get back to your man...I mean you are back to liking MEN...cause in high school...Wheeeeew we didnt know..thats why no one hollered at you...cause you thought the baggy clothes look would tell us how you were an individual and all....HAHAHAHA....well i hope it works out for you cause if I was co-habitating the last thing my WIFE (I dont live with girlfriends) would be doing is commenting on anothers man on facebook...we'd be off fucking up some headboards or some shit or maybe he's not your real man...just someone to throw the family off..whatever it is...just be happy homie and dont ever let someone 100 and something miles away steal your joy....youre right all this over a pic...I guess your were bored tonight....or didnt get nothing in from Redbox
2 hours ago ·
now look at this lonely bitch here...is that her office? whats the coat in the background...hmmm..job or career
you let me know...
the reason for all of this...
Written about 2 months ago · ·
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@G Spriggs did you see the Supervalu coat?
I'll be looking forward to more comedy. =)
(drops mic, exit stage left. yelling sexual chocolate)
In high school...I was tall and skinny...wore braces....I had a girl friend that went to ... See Moreanother school...I was quiet and a nerd...no one fucked with me except my friends I had that lived on my street...I didn't care to have superlatives or attention from people I was busting my ass to get away from once I graduated...as far as my sexual prowess, I was 14-17 what nucca wasn't begging for pussy from some chic...as far as me "eating" I guess I was ahead of my time...but that was still high school...there I handled everything that could be said about me in high school...
I hope that this is truly the end of it...cause this shit is truly for the birds...
PS - The argument was lost when she said she was gonna tell you how good you look. Game over!! Blouses!!
Now that you have been scolded. Here is how the conversation should have went.
Mouthy Lonely Broad - Yatta Yatta Yatta... See More
Antoine - "Bytch I'm better than you..."
The End.
I want to formally apologize to all who have been affected by this mini-series drama today. I realized that as I get older I need to let some shit roll over my shoulder, realize that I am better than it and move on to the next. I guess in my heart of hearts I feel that I dont make these incidents but if you ... See Moreput me in octagon, 2 men enter 1 man leaves. But I cant fall victim to every little tit for tat skirmish not matter how much I feel they deserved it. So for those that tried to talk me out this bull shiggity earlier (Jay Combs, Esan) you were right and I can admit that I should have been the bigger person. So now I have blocked her. To all those who found enjoyment in today's soap opera, know that I feel that Lonely Bitch Syndrome is an up and coming epidemic and I will do further research into this travesty..in other words...BLOG post to come real soon.
Hope everyone enjoyed their Palm Sunday. Goodnight and God Bless!