Welcome the The Gentleman's Corner!: I Can't Wait Til Get You Home Tonight...Literally

Use to be the lyrics to one of my favorite Foxy Brown tracks... But I mean wtf.... hasn't riding public transportation already proven difficult enough...you got panhandlers, bums, musicians, the overweight mofo who sits on one side of you and pins you to the onion guy on the other side. Not to mention the hoards of loud ass, ghetto ass teenagers just acting ignant (yeah that's how I spelled it). You've just realized you forgot your headphones and all you want to do is get to work or home...then you have to watch two unattractive lesbos muff diving right across from you. I mean they wasn't even trying to fake it. Listen...dont take this post as I'm anti-gay. By no means is this true. Do you! But there should be some unspoken rule that only 9 and up lesbians get to make out in public. I mean if you truly want acceptance of homosexuality, you're going to have to make it more appealing to those who fight aimlessly against it. I mean look at vampirism. Im sure back in the day being a pale, blood sucking demon who has not ties to society before 9 pm wasn't the "in" thing. Groups of people showing up at your home with torches, garlic, crosses and holy water is proof that you're probably not the most liked neighbor in your town...

I mean they didn't even try to make vampires look appealing...

But then, such as most things, when they want it to be accepted...it was gradually flooded into pop culture....

Tom Cruise

Brad Pitt

Then they smartened up and tapped int the teen crowd. And once they made being a vampire "it"
...the adults had to get in on it

See what I mean...Halloween is coming up....watch!!
But I digress...
So if you ever want THIS....

to be accepted in OUR culture....

(and this is just my opinion and I tend to give it at times)

It should be carried out by women that looks like this....