I have a voice...pssst psst come and listen

I generally refuse to try and describe, at any given time, myself in less than 10,000 words, but here goes.

• I enjoy random and useless facts.
• I graduated from Norfolk State University.
• I have lost every pair of sunglasses I have ever owned. I can only hope I am reunited with them in the afterlife.
• I am not for sale.
• I drive a white, 2006 Kia Optima .
• I've never been able to do a backflip.
• Certain foods make me gag.
• I knew a guy in college that could burp the alphabet, but I wouldn't make a habit of it.
• I think that Family Guy is possibly the best T.V. show ever.
• I don't understand why people cry when they hear the national anthem (I'm not very patriotic).
• I try to see the best in people.
• I make it a point to make at least one-person smile every day.
• I make it a point for me to smile every day.
• Yes, I did sniff glue and paint as a child.
• I like fireworks.
• I'm pretty sure that aliens do exists.
• I think that dirty dishes are scary!
• I am not handsome when I wake up in the morning.
• I am likely to name my children based on the fact that it sounds cool in the "name game".
• I have always wondered that if we really did evolve from monkeys, then why aren't there half monkey men walking around.
• I have always had the aspiration of moving to a Middle Eastern country to become a cab driver.
• Often times, my laundry schedule depends on my supply of clean underwear and socks.
• I have been known to throw away and buy new stuff rather than having to wash it (dishes and clothes included).
• Ok I was lying but it sounded convincing.
• I am dyslexic (ha-ha, I spelled dyslexic right).
• I want to enjoy long walks on the beach, but don't live near one.
• I am a huge 49ers Fan.
• I draw pictures on my bread with the mustard when making a sandwich.
• I don't think there is much of anything that is better than sleeping during a thunderstorm.
• I am a firm believer in living life to its fullest and never settling for normal!
• I believe that you are only as happy as you choose to be, and I choose to be happy.
• With that being said I have almost begun to wonder if there will ever be a woman who accepts me the way I am.
• I will not change for anyone and I don't expect anyone to change for me!