Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Space Age Pimpin... Fo Real!!

so someone sent this to me as a joke....I couldn't help it...

Trying To Get My Stable Racing Again!...

I AM THE RIGHT PERSON IF YOU SEEK GUIDANCE AND PROSPERITY IN LIFE. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ALONE. LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY. I AM READY,WILLING,AND ABLE TO SHOW YOU THE RULES OF THE GAME. THIS IS NO FAKE AD SO NO FAKE REPLIES. IF YOU SEEK PRADA,GUCCI,FENDI AND MORE THIS IS THE WAY. IF YOU WANT YOUR HAIR ,NAILS,AND FEET DID THIS IS THE WAY. IF YOU DREAM OF TRAVELING THE COUNTRY AND HAVING ALL WANTS AND NEEDS ANSWERED THIS IS THE WAY. BY ALL MEANS THIS IS REAL PIMPIN NO B$LLSH$T. NO MISUNDERSTANDING. THIS IS NOT THE FAKE SHIT ON TV AND VIDEOS. I AM SEEKING REAL POTENTIAL RIGHT NOW . THIS IS NO REST HAVEN FOR HOES. YOU MUST BE SERIOUS AND READY TO TRAVEL ASAP. IF INTERESTED AND YOU LIKE MY SWAGGER EMAIL ME WITH NAME,NUMBER,AND PICTURES

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/AdultJobs/trying-to-get-my-stable-racing-again/3769654

In the the years of technology... it seems even pimpin has become a bitch to the digital age...but the game dont change just the players...
With the classifieds website Craigslist falling under scrutiny for allowing the posting of prostitution ads and the quick and impromptu manner in which they got rid of their 'Adult Services' section, it  would seem that people are still going to do what they damn sure want to do.

But I digress...on to the actual post....

He promised you the world...He promised to teach you, to be a provider...He promised you worldly travel...He promised to upgrade your lifestyle

"Say bye to Reebok/Say hi to Chanel/Say hi to Gucci/Prada as well/take a look in mirror mommy/be proud of yourself" -Sean Carter


But what he didn't tell you...




yeah that's right...thats what he meant......but it sounded like this...



until you came up short with HIS money...




A HOE'S PLACE!!!
I wonder if someone actually answered the ad back. Like what goes in a mind of a person sitting there reading this.. "Oooh girl he going to take me round the world!" Umm no bitch the farthest you going is Atlantic City on the Bolt Bus...and when you dont provide, you become his personal stress reliever and punching bag...its not Gucci, Fendi nor Prada if he gets it from Canal Street....

Do Better ...it's a movement

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