Saturday, November 6, 2010

Swag..We so often hear, yet we ever see it...

I think about this often....but what ever happen to the days were Black was soooo beautiful and true swag was in abundance...My definition of Swag is:

Swagger is whatever makes you, you. It’s having personality that shows in all of the things you do and touch. The confidence to take on anything, the style to make someone want to know where you got that from, the inner beauty to light up any room you walk into. Most of all Swagger is the ability to Command and Receive Attention and Respect and be Comfortable in the skin God blessed you with. 

even Don got down

then we fell down to this

and just when you thought it didn't get any worst... the 90's happened

Then coonin' got real popular...

No matter how much swag ninjas say they got drippin...I know it aint that shit!!

Friday, November 5, 2010

April 2nd 2010 5:39pm

On my way to Park for Greek Happy Hour, but the Cherry Blossoms and all these mofos in the city, are causing the most frustrating delays. A barrage of swears leave my mouth at will. Thank God for my iPod and moleskin booklet that allow me to capture these random thoughts. The fight between people getting on the train while people are getting off will forever be a rivalry. But I push my way through to locate myself in a non-handicap seat. (Yo mofos wont be hitting me with the  "oh no he didn't face" cause the way I'm feeling you'd get that "oh yes I did" face right back with a side of  "and." I tried to pull off the sit-in-the-middle-of-the-seat-on-the-metro-train-so-no-one-can-sit-beside-you-move. It was working til we hit the Gallery Place stop where the dustiest person ever decided he was going to sit by me..regardless! I mean tapped me as I obviously tried to ignore and then gave me a speech about how wrong I am...blah blah blah...I slide over. I dont need the scene, shorty on the iPhone is checking me out, (Heeeeeeeeey you Denzel stare) probably tweeting about how good I look...I digress
So this dusty ass individual and I do mean ever see your ceiling fan when it's off? Looked like he got on the train at Ground Zero (respect) but you get my drift. Why does he smell like Ritz crackers? I love Ritz crackers! I mean I can sit there with some Ritz crackers and the jar of peanut butter and butterknife and its BLAAAAAAAAAACK EYEEEEEED PEEEEAAAAAAS I'MMMMM IN HEEEEEEEEEAVEEEEEN!!! But I only have two more stops and then its L'efant Plaza.
(cue Rakim) I start schemin' on a master plan..cause when I get the station I gotta move it man!
I mean like a ninja, or like if they found out Andy Dufrain escaped right as he was coming thru the shit tunnel if I want to make the other train. So that became my motivation as I'm passing ritz cracker man (damn almost feel into a trance...dusty muahfucka) and this Al B. Sure I Can Dream About You Night and Day Boomerang S-Curl kit looking ass boy. He had on leather gloves and denim matching set and everything. did I know he was going to be a problem? This negro stands on the left side of the escalator. I ought to kick him dead in the ass!! I smoove have to run sideways to make the door as it's closing. I impress even myself sometimes. So I make it, see a seat, claim it and initiate  sit-in-the-middle-of-the-seat-on-the-metro-train-so-no-one-can-sit-beside-you-move. Oh Yes I did, And???
Take 2....
Train is making good time (looks down 5:56:44..45..46secs) dinner reservations are at 6pm
(Incoming Text) "I'm here. They need us both here to sit us" (looks down 6:02:10..11..12secs)
(Reply text) "Getting off train now" (looks down 6:10:34..35..36secs)  
Get to door, flash I.D., walk-in, head on a swivel ahh there "she" is....smiles..."lets it eat!"
Who is "she?" tell me, never saw her face....alarm went off...
I woke up grab my phone and saw a text from my man Jeff..
"Yo we got you on dinner at the Park tonight @ 6pm. Hit me back by 3pm let me know. I can get  you and one other plan on bringing anyone??"
(looks down April 2nd 2010 9:39:01..02..03secs )

Thursday, November 4, 2010

1st Ever "Need To Get Your Ass Whoop" Award

Congratulations have officially rep'd your city...Ignantville, USA and guess who's the new Mayor??

I mean the mere thought that you thought it was ok to come out the house like that bothers me.
2. No one can say they care about you and let you come out the house that way. Nope don't care about you at all.
3. How do you even explain this to the person who does your hair?
    Hairdresser: "Hey girl what you want to do with it today?"
    Your ghetto ass: "I want men to look at me and hunger for me!"
4. Where did you put the nutritional facts?
5. Did you have to eat the oreos first or did you do while you were sitting in the chair losing your damn mind
6. You have personally set us back more than a few years...I was thinking back before Reconstruction...
7. How many times did you get mad cause people was staring at your ignant looking ass? - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003 - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Guy Talks Mess And Tranny Kicks Guys A*s Up And Down The Street

So much to say and yet I find my self speechless when it comes to this one....but enjoy it anyway

Monday, October 18, 2010

Worst YouTube Rappers of All Time

10. Gangsta Fag: He Wantz It

9. Don't Call Me Eskimo


7.Joe Somebody

6.Reh Dogg: Why Must I Cry

5. Bangs: Meet Me on Facebook

4.Bangs: Take U Da Movies

3.TBaby: It's So Cold in the D

2.Duel of the Iron Mike Freestyle Battle

1. 50 Tyson

Its official, I'm getting a gun and a shovel and I'm going to Minnesota and I'm going to kill 50 Tyson...if this ninja really blow up....I'm going "put three in his head like a bowling ball" And don't give me that look.... millennium Drop Squad...but we don't do no talking...just shooting...DEATH TO ALL COONS!!!

soooooo in conclusion....
In the infamous words of my brother Dre... DO BETTER NINJAS
(psst you should follow him too Do Better Movement: Land of On.Us.Tee)

Monday, September 27, 2010

My Inspiration

You are my inspiration
You’re the voice that soothes the hurt on my soul,
Extinguishing all perspiration that
Causes people to slip from my elevation.
With just a sound, a touch, a
Breath that--exhales--all the life and--
Inhales--all the growth of knowing that
Showing trueness----genuinely expressing
The heart, the mind, the soul-gets you higher
To that goal, or maybe just makes the road
Easier to travel.
You are my inspiration
Your vision helps incite decisions in the
Hearts of many who would have otherwise left undriven.
You show through your touch-fingers, hands
Lips-that beauty lies not within the eye of the
Beholder, but in the spirit of one-
All have a light that would have otherwise
Gone unnoticed;
Eyes open to all around me.
You are my inspiration

I Love You Mommy
-your son

Thursday, September 23, 2010

In Love with Love Versus in Love with You

Many people, if honest, will admit that they're in love with love. They enjoy romance, the beautiful feeling of infatuation and the tremendous energy and happiness that come from being in love.

As people approach life and love from a desire to be in love, a true chemical reaction takes place in their heads. The emotions are set and they go out looking for love. However, what some are really doing is looking for someone to attach their emotions to. That is, they are in love with love, but not really with another person. When they meet a willing participant who may be of the same mind, and in love with love, too, together these two people strike up a chemical connection. Is that a bit cynical? Stay with me.

So, how do you know whether you're in love with love or really in love with the other person you claim to love? Here is my own personal list to tell the difference:

You ask the other person questions to learn about their mind, heart and soul. If all you do is tell them you love them and don't even know them, you are in love with love, not the other person.

You care about the other's person's life and the details of his or her life. Again, you don't live in a fantasy and just talk romantic, you find out what they do, how they feel, what's going on in their heads, with their families, their work, etc.

You put the other person's needs and wants above your own. Unconditional love is the foundation of being in love. Lust is not love. Infatuation is not love. If all you do is think about having sex with this other person, and don't really care to make them a part of your life and you a part of their's, then you're in love with love, not the other person.

You pay attention to how they make you feel and how you make them feel. You're sensitive to not jumping to the wrong conclusion. There is trust. There is understanding. There is a real connection that isn't threatened either by the past, present or future. The relationship is secure...not one of ups and downs continually based on whether or not they call, write or show up on time.

You actually like them, not just love and want them. Many times people who are in love with love do not even LIKE the person they've "attached their in love feelings to." If you spend half your time trying to change the other person, you don't really love them. You love yourself and are trying to make them fit your idea of perfect. Acceptance is a big part of true love.

You do not consider yourself better or worse than the one you love. You continually strive to be at one and at unity with the one you love, but many times it happens naturally because of the connection you share. There is nothing fake about the relationship.

You don't pretend to like what they like to make them believe you're like them. Why would you do that anyway? Being in love with love often causes people to lose their identity and try to be like the other person. When you're in love with the other person, each one respect's each other's hobbies and interests without forcing themselves to be like the other person. For example, I would never pretend to be a sports fan for a guy. Guess that's why I never dated jocks or if I did, it lasted only 5 minutes.

True love is always there...always real...always is unconditional and never abandons the object of one's affection. If in your life you were in love with love, you can be sure you abandoned the one you claimed to love. That's the nature of infatuation and being in love with love.

I will not take credit for this post but I did want to share it with those who follow me. 

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Space Age Pimpin... Fo Real!!

so someone sent this to me as a joke....I couldn't help it...

Trying To Get My Stable Racing Again!...


In the the years of technology... it seems even pimpin has become a bitch to the digital age...but the game dont change just the players...
With the classifieds website Craigslist falling under scrutiny for allowing the posting of prostitution ads and the quick and impromptu manner in which they got rid of their 'Adult Services' section, it  would seem that people are still going to do what they damn sure want to do.

But I digress...on to the actual post....

He promised you the world...He promised to teach you, to be a provider...He promised you worldly travel...He promised to upgrade your lifestyle

"Say bye to Reebok/Say hi to Chanel/Say hi to Gucci/Prada as well/take a look in mirror mommy/be proud of yourself" -Sean Carter

But what he didn't tell you...

yeah that's right...thats what he meant......but it sounded like this...

until you came up short with HIS money...

I wonder if someone actually answered the ad back. Like what goes in a mind of a person sitting there reading this.. "Oooh girl he going to take me round the world!" Umm no bitch the farthest you going is Atlantic City on the Bolt Bus...and when you dont provide, you become his personal stress reliever and punching bag...its not Gucci, Fendi nor Prada if he gets it from Canal Street....

Do Better's a movement

Monday, September 20, 2010

Ain't That Bout a Bitch...

Has this ever happened to you??

Its 79 degrees out...
you got the windows down...
you just uploaded fresh new music to your iPod...
and you're hitting the city streets...
riding around.....
just a man and his music....

and then you see this...
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on one  of these...
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next thing you know...
your whole focus changes....
now you're checking your hair...
now you're debating on how much your seat should be reclined
(too far = you look like a thug....too high = you look like a geek)

and you are even looking for your manliest ...R&B track
...oh shit didnt you just add "Deuces" to your playlist???
you frantically search your iPod and almost crash...

(that track is fiyah...fuck it, I said you wasn't ready to like Chris Brown again huh..more to come on that subject... its ok, you can let the track ride)

So you got everything in check...
you apply a lil gas to your engine....
adjust the level of your music..
you're ready...
speeding up...
getting closer...
you look over and see...

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Ain't That Bout A Bitch....

I dont know whats more sad?

1. You driving your girl's car with her sorority plate on it because its better than your car. Do you know what elite group of men that puts you in. She's not even in the car with you. Why are you flossin' her shit? Are you taking it to get new tires? Go sit your ass somewhere!!

2. Me, the pressed asshole who defied several traffic laws just to pull up to your ass....

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Do Better People...its a movement

Friday, September 3, 2010

I Can't Wait Til Get You Home Tonight...Literally

Use to be the lyrics to one of my favorite Foxy Brown tracks... But I mean wtf.... hasn't riding public transportation already proven difficult got panhandlers, bums, musicians, the overweight mofo who sits on one side of you and pins you to the onion guy on the other side. Not to mention the hoards of loud ass, ghetto ass teenagers just acting ignant (yeah that's how I spelled it). You've just realized you forgot your headphones and all you want to do is get to work or home...then you have to watch two unattractive lesbos muff diving right across from you. I mean they wasn't even trying to fake it. Listen...dont take this post as I'm anti-gay. By no means is this true. Do you! But there should be some unspoken rule that only 9 and up lesbians get to make out in public. I mean if you truly want acceptance of homosexuality, you're going to have to make it more appealing to those who fight aimlessly against it. I mean look at vampirism. Im sure back in the day being a pale, blood sucking demon who has not ties to society before 9 pm wasn't the "in" thing. Groups of people showing up at your home with torches, garlic, crosses and holy water is proof that you're probably not the most liked neighbor in your town...

I mean they didn't even try to make vampires look appealing...

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But then, such as most things, when they want it to be was gradually flooded into pop culture....

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 Tom Cruise

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Brad Pitt

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Then they smartened up and tapped int the teen crowd. And once they made being a vampire "it"
...the adults had to get in on it

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See what I mean...Halloween is coming!!
But I digress...
So if you ever want THIS....

to be accepted in OUR culture....

(and this is just my opinion and I tend to give it at times)

It should be carried out by women that looks like this....


or this...

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but until then...UNTIL THEN... lets stay away from this..

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and this....

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aaaaaand this....

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ooops...just saying (kanye shrug)

but definitely this....

and once us dumb Americans get on board

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then this wont even be an me...I know shit

until then

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Banana in the tailpipe....

Just when I thought that mine eyes...damndit mine eyes...wouldn't witness just blatant coonery and outright tom foolery.....I mean this utter and total malarkey.....WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!! 


First of all, who has created this 3-D porn? Is it that got damn Stephen Spielberg and his fucking CGI. So let me get this, you don't watch porn....yet your first attempt to watch porn, you decide that you want the three dimensional experience...get the fuck outta here....

Second of all, your lily white ass has a black baby and you want me to believe the sperm from a black mans dick shot out the TV, flew across the room and entered your vagina through your clothes by osmosis and still had enough strength to fertilize one of your eggs?? Stand up take a bow, you have just completely mind fucked everyone who reads this...

Why don't you just fess up because now another human life is at stake here....I mean you might as well sign him up for the short bus now, cause when he say "Momma why doesn't my daddy look like me?" What will your response be?

"Well my nigglet child, you were conceived when mommy was watching some high tech porn. I was just sitting there watching this Mandingo penis  going in and out, in and out and the HD resolution toppled with 3-D effects made me feel it was my vagina in the movie and I was so stimulated that I became pregnant with you"

And the sad part is that he will believe you because you are his mother, and why would his mother lie to selfish bitch've just signed him up for ass whoopings for the rest of his natural child existence...he will probably grew up a social recluse who will never properly please a woman unless technology is involved....thanks mom!

And your husband, your poor poor fighting this never ending, shouldn't have ever started, pointless war...and you send him word of this shit..if he hasn't already I'm sure he wanted to go run in a mind field with C4 strapped to his would be actually less cruel than what you're doing to him now...if I was him, my only true inspiration of making it home alive would to be so I can give you and whomever helped you come up with this dumb ass story a .45-caliber court marshal.


You're so delusional thinking that he actually believes you, and the truly truly sad part is that I'm starting to think he does, cause you have not shown up on the news missing or dead. So please please please fess up! Do whats right. When your husband comes home, sit him down and say,

"Honey, I love you. The time you spent away I was lonely and feening for penile penetration. When I told Becky she told me how the best she ever had was from this black guy in the projects named Tyrone. She then took to meet him, where seconds after meeting him, he had me and Becky bent over a couch. Now since he was soo big, I told him that he didn't have to wear a condom and proceeded to let him bust off in me cause it felt too good to make him stop. Now we have this black child that I expect you to raise with me."

Cause that would be a lot less cruel than this bullshit you came up with!! Fuck outta here with that!!!
I'm done (kicks soapbox and drops mic)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

You Better Have My Fucking $2

Man o man what can you actually say about this one?

  2. Why is a video camera like a moth to a flame for niggas?....yeah I said it, cause that's who is in that video.
  3. What in the Sam hell is an aggressive panhandler, and what cities do they reside in so I can be prepared?
  4. How did they find him? A crackhead broke in my car once and was never seen from again...true story
  5. CRACK KILLS and is obviously still killing.
  6. And the "Nigga Please" award goes to (drum roll)........
  7. Did anyone feel that there was going to be an assault in this video?
  8. $2.00!! that is clearly crack prices...clearly!
  9. I feel ignorant as hell for sitting around waiting the nigga moment to happen....we got to do better!
  10. The worst part about it, that for all that coon exposure the white guy wasn't even least scare someone with your nigga moment!!


    OK OK here's the back one day I was bored...took a pic of the food I just made....just feeling biggie..but like anything I do on FB....the jokes come out...thats cool...I got the energy to go..but I dont understand the balls on these sensitive ass people who come on your shit poppin off then get sensitive when you have something to say back... so anyway...this person....RB aka Lonely Bitch..I wont even comment...just read and let me know what you think

    Rhonda Boothe wtf is that? look some cut to me geraldo!
    Yesterday at 8:51pm ·

    Antoine Hicks Some cut...I guess the only meals you recognize is lonely women dinners
    Yesterday at 8:57pm ·

    Rhonda Boothe just a joke twan, lighten up boo, u not brand new to me see, i know u. and im not lonely by any means. all tender cuz ur meal is ugly. lol, grow up
    Yesterday at 9:01pm ·

    Rhonda Boothe I just chose not to put my WHOLE life on the internet...take notes
    Yesterday at 9:03pm ·

    Antoine Hicks No I'm actually talking stalking my pics talking shit and now you can't take a lil rebuttal...don't start none won't be none
    Yesterday at 9:04pm ·

    Rhonda Boothe you know what, i was actually looking for the pic u had posted to ur profile to comment that u looked nice, then i saw the creamed corn and what appears to be a processed meat product and decided to be humorous, but i see u still a ole tender roney ass nigga and cant take a lil please, i urge u to come see...Please!
    Yesterday at 9:59pm ·

    Antoine Hicks Oh trust babes I'm laughing you're the sensitive one...its have a good evening...and thanks for compliment...I do look good don't it....but please remember jokes are there's no need to get butt hurt...its just coooooomedy
    Yesterday at 10:06pm ·

    Rhonda Boothe u look aight, u looked better before u tried to test me, im def not the one...verbal sparing is my thing and plus, i know more about u than i care to but i can blast u rt quick if wanna go round for, i wouldnt suggest it tho! u have a good nite too....come see me tho. plz!!!
    Yesterday at 10:13pm ·

    Antoine Hicks And I'm glad you don't your life boo do with it what you please...again I'm good...its FB its not that serious for me....and if you think this is my whole don't know me
    Yesterday at 10:15pm ·

    Antoine Hicks You know more about me...oh child please let's not live in the nineties...verbal sparring that's cool if you feeling froggy...aint no thang...but again so glad such a small portion of my life has allowed you to give me sooo much of your energy
    Yesterday at 10:53pm ·

    Rhonda Boothe "child please" that's cute. I don't think I've ever heard an "alleged" straight man say that...hmmm???? You run with that! LOL
    Yesterday at 11:43pm ·

    Antoine Hicks If that was your best strike... go kill yourself cause this isn't even a fair one..somebody I know is reading these shaking their head saying "she has no clue, she should stop" ohh hold on I'm ready the bbm now....yup they want me to let it you just was saved...thanks for the laughs while I was getting a date and what will you be doing this evening??? ((Crickets)) hmmm not how I wanted to spend my Saturday if I had a choice.....oh well guess that's where we differ....goodnight hun, no need to wait up, I won't be entertaining this too much longer...Goodnigt
    13 hours ago ·

    Rhonda Boothe actually. I'm all in tonite I'm home with my boyfriend. We live together here in richmond. I'm not 32 still dating, and good luck with that in DC. Heard AIDS is crazy up there son! You still looking for love on tv? My friend just told me she saw you on get the hookup looking for love and bitch still aint pick That's pretty lame. Dating huh? I see you still begging bitches for oral favors and not smashing! Lol, yea, I know dat too blue balls....LOL! Basically. You should quit. See, I can do this all nite. I'm not busy, you supposed to be "on a date" (yea rt) but you keep fuckin with me! ..... THINK I JUST ETHERED You SON!!!! Try me again....I got all nite! I don't have 2 wrk tomorrow, I don't have kids, my old man is chillin....what's good "child" "rolls eyes and smacks lips...hands on hips" LOL LOL LOL! Lets get it!
    13 hours ago ·

    Rhonda Boothe "child please"
    13 hours ago ·

    Rhonda Boothe "two snaps and a circle" lol
    13 hours ago ·

    Rhonda Boothe see you taking out ur lil high school inadaquacies on me. Yea yea, you was kinda wack back then, didn't really have no friends, no girls, no nothing. Now you brand new and think you can shine on me...child I'm not the one. Get ur lil internet friends 2 boost ur esteem. But see. I know who you really are. Still that same lil wack flunkie you was in the ninties...just nicer clothes....same flake!
    13 hours ago ·

    Rhonda Boothe all this over a wet ass pork chop (I'm assuming that's what it is), and a can of creamed corn....geez! You more tender than that cream corn on ur pick....soft! Mushy! Lol
    13 hours ago ·

    Rhonda Boothe see boo, I know you up there in the chocolate city looking for love by any, internet, bars....(in my ru paul voice) "child please! You will never find love with HIM in the picture" lol....CAN You SAY ETHER ETHER ETHER!!!
    4 hours ago ·

    Antoine Hicks (SLOOOOOOOW CLAP)
    Youre not winning any points...youre just coping a plea over there...I mean damn after reading the novel on your life...the same one you dont post on FB...I felt even more sorry for you....32 no kids and a live in should stalk my status messages so you could read the one about being "wifey material"...
    now you bringing up the show...negro please that 2007 some shit I did for fun..I have no shame here...I'm still wondering if you got a "man at home" why you on another brothers page giving a damn...I really was joking and I cant even stop laughing at this now...still stuck in Richmond...Im sure your career at Richfood has really taken off so you could finish your associates at J. Sargent Reynolds Community College...make sure you getting that tuition assistance...And as far as high school...I tell everyone all the time I was quiet...I never act like someone I was...didnt make me who's really faking and stuntin right now...Im laughing at you...youre truly wack for this right now... and the only reason I keep cause its fun for me....well I let you get back to your man...I mean you are back to liking MEN...cause in high school...Wheeeeew we didnt know..thats why no one hollered at you...cause you thought the baggy clothes look would tell us how you were an individual and all....HAHAHAHA....well i hope it works out for you cause if I was co-habitating the last thing my WIFE (I dont live with girlfriends) would be doing is commenting on anothers man on facebook...we'd be off fucking up some headboards or some shit or maybe he's not your real man...just someone to throw the family off..whatever it is...just be happy homie and dont ever let someone 100 and something miles away steal your joy....youre right all this over a pic...I guess your were bored tonight....or didnt get nothing in from Redbox
    2 hours ago ·
    now look at this lonely bitch that her office? whats the coat in the background...hmmm..job or career
    you let me know...
    the reason for all of this...
    Written about 2 months ago · ·
    Courtney Jovan DeRamus Smiley
    Courtney Jovan DeRamus Smiley
    this went downhill very fast yikes!!
    March 28 at 12:02pm ·
    Camille Calloway
    Camille Calloway
    SMH....All of this over a pic? Really???
    March 28 at 12:04pm ·
    Jessi Stiletto Stevens
    Jessi Stiletto Stevens
    I love it!!!! On the floor DYYYYYYING
    March 28 at 12:09pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    this did...and yes it was but why am I not allowed to say anything back...was I supposed to play the bigger person...fuck that...if you cant take a joke...dont bring the jokes...
    March 28 at 12:10pm ·
    Keeonya Bradley
    Keeonya Bradley
    WOW! I hope you at least enjoyed your dinner after all this nonsense! Things get so crazy and outta hand so fast... Be easy!
    March 28 at 12:12pm ·
    Jessi Stiletto Stevens
    Jessi Stiletto Stevens
    U did the correct thing Sir. Trust. I don't even know her and felt like everything u said was oh so true....about anyone. (if u get my drift)
    March 28 at 12:12pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    I did enjoy my dinner Keeyona...but that pic was taken back in December...its March!
    March 28 at 12:13pm ·
    Kacherra J. Smith
    March 28 at 12:16pm ·
    Jay Combs
    Jay Combs
    Hmmm...I have no idea what to say about this one. Laughter didn't come to mind but I am shaking my head on this one. On another note, I'm on the train and I see cows!
    March 28 at 12:21pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Keisha Burgundy
    Keisha Burgundy
    Lmao. U are still a beast Antoine. And she started with u. So since it was all fun, No "bigger person" questioning needed
    March 28 at 12:21pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Denise Michele
    Denise Michele
    that Richfood, and associates was the killer though...hilarious
    March 28 at 12:23pm ·
    Melle Mel
    Melle Mel
    LMAO!!!! Remind me not to make you mad!
    March 28 at 12:36pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    you would never do that cause we understand shit..but these other mofos...I mean claim to be with your man but you sitting at a computer while he playing PS3 on Saturday night...facebook'n me about my life...bringing up high school...bitch that was 1992-1996
    March 28 at 12:40pm ·
    Man Val
    Man Val
    LMAO.....u still a funny ass dude...i feel u tho...
    March 28 at 12:41pm ·
    Man Val
    Man Val
    and shes not hot on top of all that...
    March 28 at 12:44pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    not hot at all..
    March 28 at 12:46pm ·
    Man Val
    Man Val
    lol...she look like rampage from flipmode
    March 28 at 12:48pm ·
    Tiffany Denise Sanders
    Tiffany Denise Sanders
    Now you know I never commented on anything you wrote BUT this was crazy. All over a picture!!! Can you repost the pic of the food lol. This made my day.
    March 28 at 12:48pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    March 28 at 12:50pm ·
    Tiffany Denise Sanders
    Tiffany Denise Sanders
    Now you know I never commented on anything you wrote BUT this was crazy. All over a picture!!! Can you repost the pic of the food lol. This made my day.
    March 28 at 12:51pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    PICS UP!!
    March 28 at 12:55pm ·
    Gannon Sneed
    Gannon Sneed
    To be honest homie, I only know you in passing and I never seen you spazz out, nor have I seen you lose your cool. But this chick right here deserved to get the business. I think you did her a favor by not going in on her even more.
    March 28 at 1:13pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    RedBeanz AnRyce
    RedBeanz AnRyce
    We dont know each other well...just in passing in college_ but do you usually go back & forth with women like that? Women, thats how we do...its good when guys just let us talk ish then handle it another way..maybe by saying dont act like that boo
    March 28 at 1:18pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    G Spriggs
    G Spriggs
    LMAO@ "im sure your career at Richfood has really taken off so you could finish your associates" CHECKMATE
    March 28 at 1:20pm ·
    Kelly Spurlock
    Kelly Spurlock
    March 28 at 1:22pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    @Michelle naw I dont....I love women...I just hate Lonely Bitches...they're Im no stranger to a lil shit talking said by the right women and you turning me on....but this chic....and for the record this is still funny to me...Im not mad...
    March 28 at 1:23pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    @Kelly come now...its sad me and her use to be cool...I dont get it..why why why
    @G Spriggs did you see the Supervalu coat?
    March 28 at 1:26pm ·
    Kelly Spurlock
    Kelly Spurlock
    all over a pic!!! damn rhonda!!!!! LMAO!!!!
    March 28 at 1:28pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    she fired...i fired back...we could have laughed and kept it moving
    March 28 at 1:29pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    sorry had to of the convo were missing...want people to get the full effect
    March 28 at 1:35pm ·
    Kristi Stull
    Kristi Stull
    March 28 at 1:58pm ·
    Ashley Smiddlesworth
    Ashley Smiddlesworth
    all i can do is smh at that conversation....
    March 28 at 2:26pm ·
    Junia Tellmemore
    Junia Tellmemore
    It's Palm Sunday... :-)
    March 28 at 2:34pm ·
    Esan Ayanna Fullington
    Esan Ayanna Fullington
    Thanks for sharing babe...this will def hold me over until the Boondocks Season 3 starts in May. She's HILAR & obviously has wayyy too much free time. Hurt, sad, lonely ppl want u to feel the same way. SMH! How u 32 still tryna be a bully? Arguably, u cld have ignored her BUT, she deserved it...SAD!
    March 28 at 2:54pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Esan Ayanna Fullington
    Esan Ayanna Fullington
    Aaaand...did u really post pics of her & the meal from December? YES, I think u need ur own comedy show. LMAO!
    March 28 at 2:57pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Jay Rigs
    Jay Rigs
    March 28 at 3:01pm ·
    Crystal Brown
    Crystal Brown
    My stomach is so weak from this foolery...I cannot believe you just put her on blast like that...I mean, it's obvious she doesn't know you post-high school, so you could have let her off easy ;)
    March 28 at 3:13pm ·
    Rhonda Boothe
    Rhonda Boothe
    OK OK, so you making shit up because you really dont know shit about me...and to ur lil funboy man friend...i started my career as a quality assurance supervisor@ richfood, i then went to GE as water process technologist...yes, i actually have a real 4yr undergrad degree in biology from Christopher Newport University (i used to see yal in our ... See Morelibrary all the time cuz yals had no books). ...lonely, u the one looking for love in all the wrong places...we do some shit in common tho, I LOVE MEN TOO!!!! See you a ole fake punk ass nigga gotta try to throw education and material things in ppls face to make himself feel good but see i have both those things but i dont throw it around like that. Cuz i have all kinds of friends, educated and not, rich and poor and i love em all the same...and they ride for me. but you....just a ole lame ass nigga. And i honestly did think u was gay until my friend said u ate her...i dont ever remember seeing u with girls or anybody for that matter. I was shocked when i saw u on here with some friends...well, if internet friends, but anyway, keep making shit up cuz u really dont know...FACEBOOK KEEP GIVING THESE LAMES A PLATFORM, GOD KNOWS THEY NEED IT!!!!
    March 28 at 3:17pm ·
    Rhonda Boothe
    Rhonda Boothe
    @ kelly, if u read carefully....he started with me! but im not the one to shine on....
    March 28 at 3:19pm ·
    Andrea T. Keith
    Andrea T. Keith
    This was absolutely hilarious! The chick seems a bit off...don't understand where the hostility came from all of a sudden! Kudos on how u handled it...
    March 28 at 3:21pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Rhonda Boothe
    Rhonda Boothe
    and o shit! i didnt even get to the other shit on the plate...i dont even know wtf that is...somebody take a guess and tell me! im confused! LOL "child please"
    March 28 at 3:21pm ·
    Esan Ayanna Fullington
    Esan Ayanna Fullington
    Did she really just comment on here???? AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH...lemme stop before she tries to start a Facebook war with me!=) Life is too short for all this anger & bitterness. Toine, plz just let her "win"...OR try the "block" feature, K...Thanx.
    March 28 at 3:26pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Corey Turner
    March 28 at 3:31pm ·
    Mascha Williams
    Mascha Williams
    Woooooooooowwwwww! I was just jumpin on FB to waste some time while at the laundomat...and stumble upon this hilarity!!! Toine, honey, I'm pretty sure I know you well and can honestly say that I applaud your restraint!
    I'll be looking forward to more comedy. =)
    March 28 at 3:45pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    so how does this not make you a lonely bitch? you still coping a plea! you are pathetic....please just walk away...leave me and my "plates" and pics alone...this is too funny for me...I'm laughing at are water do they they sort condoms and tampons out of the drinking yelling about platforms, is ... See Morethat the same one your standing...fb friends...does that include you lonely bitch..fb gangsta....internet thug...but I guess you have so much free time while you wait for your man to wake up from such an exhausting night of watching you facebook should cook him dinner and thank him for putting up with your lonely ass...
    (drops mic, exit stage left. yelling sexual chocolate)
    March 28 at 3:53pm ·
    Crystal Brown
    Crystal Brown
    ROTFLMAO...I'm supposed to be writing reports right now...I can't focus!
    March 28 at 4:00pm ·
    Camille Calloway
    Camille Calloway
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure comedy!!!
    March 28 at 4:14pm ·
    Jay Combs
    Jay Combs
    This is just silly. I see both sides but Antoine, couldn't u just remove her as a friend and not worry with it? Yeah, she wrong for not being able to dish it...but now she's a bitch, she tryna call u a homosexual...when is it the right time to just be like..."delete"...that way she can hate (if that's what u feel she is doing) from a distance based... See More off the pics u allow her and the world to see? And everybody else jumpin' in are just as much as an internet thug as you say she is. LAWD!! It's almost Easter...wouldn't it be better if everyone had a Canterbury Egg???
    March 28 at 4:49pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    So Im going to let her have not cause she won just cause I dont want to deal with this pettiness she sits on her page playing I came at her...still trying to get people to validate my character in high school.. ok here goes it
    In high school...I was tall and skinny...wore braces....I had a girl friend that went to ... See Moreanother school...I was quiet and a one fucked with me except my friends I had that lived on my street...I didn't care to have superlatives or attention from people I was busting my ass to get away from once I far as my sexual prowess, I was 14-17 what nucca wasn't begging for pussy from some far as me "eating" I guess I was ahead of my time...but that was still high school...there I handled everything that could be said about me in high school...
    I hope that this is truly the end of it...cause this shit is truly for the birds...
    March 28 at 4:56pm ·
    Antonio Evans
    Antonio Evans
    I love how she thinks you supposed to be the same person you were in high school. I love when people say I changed!! The fuck you think!!

    PS - The argument was lost when she said she was gonna tell you how good you look. Game over!! Blouses!!
    March 28 at 5:00pm ·
    Keisha Mosby Baxter
    Keisha Mosby Baxter
    LOL Tione Tione Tione....a fool LOL
    March 28 at 8:02pm via Facebook Mobile ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    @Keisha what? what I do? Im over here chillin, minding my own...she still making status messages and commenting on them to herself...again I'm chilling
    March 28 at 9:00pm ·
    Archie Alston
    Archie Alston
    First of all Antoine you to old to be phucking with this broad. You know the crew only roll with 8's or better. Time is more valuable then money and you just wasted a grip on a subpar broad.

    Now that you have been scolded. Here is how the conversation should have went.

    Mouthy Lonely Broad - Yatta Yatta Yatta... See More

    Antoine - "Bytch I'm better than you..."

    The End.
    March 28 at 9:22pm ·
    Nikki O'Bryan
    Nikki O'Bryan
    Toine, I don't even know why you had to explain high school to us??? Who wasn't awkward in high school? I'm weak @ the fact she came on here to continue.... WOW...Funny as hell... Love you Toine!!!
    March 28 at 9:26pm ·
    Antonio Evans
    Antonio Evans
    @ Archie - Couldn't say it any better!!
    March 28 at 9:27pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    As instructed by my Big Brother Archie..
    I want to formally apologize to all who have been affected by this mini-series drama today. I realized that as I get older I need to let some shit roll over my shoulder, realize that I am better than it and move on to the next. I guess in my heart of hearts I feel that I dont make these incidents but if you ... See Moreput me in octagon, 2 men enter 1 man leaves. But I cant fall victim to every little tit for tat skirmish not matter how much I feel they deserved it. So for those that tried to talk me out this bull shiggity earlier (Jay Combs, Esan) you were right and I can admit that I should have been the bigger person. So now I have blocked her. To all those who found enjoyment in today's soap opera, know that I feel that Lonely Bitch Syndrome is an up and coming epidemic and I will do further research into this other words...BLOG post to come real soon.
    Hope everyone enjoyed their Palm Sunday. Goodnight and God Bless!
    March 28 at 9:40pm ·
    Marvin Tart
    Marvin Tart
    Damn Cuz u went all in........
    March 29 at 11:34pm ·
    Antoine Hicks
    Antoine Hicks
    just saying...dont come around fucking with me...cause I dont bother mofos
    March 30 at 8:15am ·
    Shayla Charity
    Shayla Charity
    March 30 at 2:18pm ·
    Ben Branch
    Ben Branch
    Dayum LB! I'm just reading this LMFAO! Yo crazy....I hope you dont bring up strories on me from the long fall/winter of 2000 lol....
    March 31 at 3:59pm ·
    Brandon Manley
    Brandon Manley
    This is funny... you a wild dude
    April 1 at 12:37pm ·
    L'tese Hopkins
    L'tese Hopkins
    that was funny as hell!!! she aint got a damned man and clearly, she barely has a life... responded 6x in a row. what a f*cking loser. glad you let her know about herself lol
    April 16 at 1:06am ·