Tuesday, June 8, 2010

ATTACK OF THE LONELY BITCHES!

OK OK here's the back story...so one day I was bored...took a pic of the food I just made....just feeling myself....no biggie..but like anything I do on FB....the jokes come out...thats cool...I got the energy to go..but I dont understand the balls on these sensitive ass people who come on your shit poppin off then get sensitive when you have something to say back... so anyway...this person....RB aka Lonely Bitch..I wont even comment...just read and let me know what you think

Rhonda Boothe wtf is that? look some cut to me geraldo!
Yesterday at 8:51pm ·

Antoine Hicks Some cut...I guess the only meals you recognize is lonely women dinners
Yesterday at 8:57pm ·

Rhonda Boothe just a joke twan, lighten up boo, u not brand new to me see, i know u. and im not lonely by any means. all tender cuz ur meal is ugly. lol, grow up
Yesterday at 9:01pm ·

Rhonda Boothe I just chose not to put my WHOLE life on the internet...take notes
Yesterday at 9:03pm ·

Antoine Hicks No I'm actually talking shit....you stalking my pics talking shit and now you can't take a lil rebuttal...don't start none won't be none
Yesterday at 9:04pm ·

Rhonda Boothe you know what, i was actually looking for the pic u had posted to ur profile to comment that u looked nice, then i saw the creamed corn and what appears to be a processed meat product and decided to be humorous, but i see u still a ole tender roney ass nigga and cant take a lil joke...so please, i urge u to come see...Please!
Yesterday at 9:59pm ·

Antoine Hicks Oh trust babes I'm laughing you're the sensitive one...its ok...you have a good evening...and thanks for compliment...I do look good don't it....but please remember jokes are reciprocal...so there's no need to get butt hurt...its just coooooomedy
Yesterday at 10:06pm ·

Rhonda Boothe u look aight, u looked better before u tried to test me, im def not the one...verbal sparing is my thing and plus, i know more about u than i care to but i can blast u rt quick if wanna go round for round....lol, i wouldnt suggest it tho! u have a good nite too....come see me tho. plz!!!
Yesterday at 10:13pm ·

Antoine Hicks And I'm glad you don't ...it your life boo do with it what you please...again I'm good...its FB its not that serious for me....and if you think this is my whole life...you don't know me
Yesterday at 10:15pm ·

Antoine Hicks You know more about me...oh child please let's not live in the nineties...verbal sparring that's cool if you feeling froggy...aint no thang...but again so glad such a small portion of my life has allowed you to give me sooo much of your energy
Yesterday at 10:53pm ·

Rhonda Boothe "child please" that's cute. I don't think I've ever heard an "alleged" straight man say that...hmmm???? You run with that! LOL
Yesterday at 11:43pm ·

Antoine Hicks If that was your best strike... go kill yourself cause this isn't even a fair one..somebody I know is reading these shaking their head saying "she has no clue, she should stop" ohh hold on I'm ready the bbm now....yup they want me to let it go...man you just was saved...thanks for the laughs while I was getting ready..got a date and what will you be doing this evening??? ((Crickets)) hmmm not how I wanted to spend my Saturday if I had a choice.....oh well guess that's where we differ....goodnight hun, no need to wait up, I won't be entertaining this too much longer...Goodnigt
13 hours ago ·

Rhonda Boothe actually. I'm all in tonite I'm home with my boyfriend. We live together here in richmond. I'm not 32 still dating, and good luck with that in DC. Heard AIDS is crazy up there son! You still looking for love on tv? My friend just told me she saw you on get the hookup looking for love and bitch still aint pick you...lol. That's pretty lame. Dating huh? I see you still begging bitches for oral favors and not smashing! Lol, yea, I know dat too blue balls....LOL! Basically. You should quit. See, I can do this all nite. I'm not busy, you supposed to be "on a date" (yea rt) but you keep fuckin with me! ..... THINK I JUST ETHERED You SON!!!! Try me again....I got all nite! I don't have 2 wrk tomorrow, I don't have kids, my old man is chillin....what's good "child" "rolls eyes and smacks lips...hands on hips" LOL LOL LOL! Lets get it!
13 hours ago ·

Rhonda Boothe "child please"
13 hours ago ·

Rhonda Boothe "two snaps and a circle" lol
13 hours ago ·

Rhonda Boothe see you taking out ur lil high school inadaquacies on me. Yea yea, you was kinda wack back then, didn't really have no friends, no girls, no nothing. Now you brand new and think you can shine on me...child please....lol. I'm not the one. Get ur lil internet friends 2 boost ur esteem. But see. I know who you really are. Still that same lil wack flunkie you was in the ninties...just nicer clothes....same flake!
13 hours ago ·

Rhonda Boothe all this over a wet ass pork chop (I'm assuming that's what it is), and a can of creamed corn....geez! You more tender than that cream corn on ur pick....soft! Mushy! Lol
13 hours ago ·

Rhonda Boothe see boo, I know you up there in the chocolate city looking for love by any means....tv, internet, bars....(in my ru paul voice) "child please! You will never find love with HIM in the picture" lol....CAN You SAY ETHER ETHER ETHER!!!
4 hours ago ·

Antoine Hicks (SLOOOOOOOW CLAP)
Youre not winning any points...youre just coping a plea over there...I mean damn after reading the novel on your life...the same one you dont post on FB...I felt even more sorry for you....32 no kids and a live in boyfriend...you should stalk my status messages so you could read the one about being "wifey material"...
now you bringing up the show...negro please that 2007 some shit I did for fun..I have no shame here...I'm still wondering if you got a "man at home" why you on another brothers page giving a damn...I really was joking and I cant even stop laughing at this now...still stuck in Richmond...Im sure your career at Richfood has really taken off so you could finish your associates at J. Sargent Reynolds Community College...make sure you getting that tuition assistance...And as far as high school...I tell everyone all the time I was quiet...I never act like someone I was...didnt make me lame...so who's really faking and stuntin right now...Im laughing at you...youre truly wack for this right now... and the only reason I keep replying...is cause its fun for me....well I let you get back to your man...I mean you are back to liking MEN...cause in high school...Wheeeeew we didnt know..thats why no one hollered at you...cause you thought the baggy clothes look would tell us how you were an individual and all....HAHAHAHA....well i hope it works out for you cause if I was co-habitating the last thing my WIFE (I dont live with girlfriends) would be doing is commenting on anothers man on facebook...we'd be off fucking up some headboards or some shit or maybe he's not your real man...just someone to throw the family off..whatever it is...just be happy homie and dont ever let someone 100 and something miles away steal your joy....youre right all this over a pic...I guess your were bored tonight....or didnt get nothing in from Redbox
2 hours ago ·
now look at this lonely bitch here...is that her office? whats the coat in the background...hmmm..job or career
you let me know...
the reason for all of this...
 
Written about 2 months ago · ·
Courtney Jovan DeRamus Smiley
Courtney Jovan DeRamus Smiley
this went downhill very fast yikes!!
March 28 at 12:02pm ·
Camille Calloway
Camille Calloway
SMH....All of this over a pic? Really???
March 28 at 12:04pm ·
Jessi Stiletto Stevens
Jessi Stiletto Stevens
I love it!!!! On the floor DYYYYYYING
March 28 at 12:09pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
this did...and yes it was but why am I not allowed to say anything back...was I supposed to play the bigger person...fuck that...if you cant take a joke...dont bring the jokes...
March 28 at 12:10pm ·
Keeonya Bradley
Keeonya Bradley
WOW! I hope you at least enjoyed your dinner after all this nonsense! Things get so crazy and outta hand so fast... Be easy!
March 28 at 12:12pm ·
Jessi Stiletto Stevens
Jessi Stiletto Stevens
U did the correct thing Sir. Trust. I don't even know her and felt like everything u said was oh so true....about anyone. (if u get my drift)
March 28 at 12:12pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
I did enjoy my dinner Keeyona...but that pic was taken back in December...its March!
March 28 at 12:13pm ·
Kacherra J. Smith
March 28 at 12:16pm ·
Jay Combs
Jay Combs
Hmmm...I have no idea what to say about this one. Laughter didn't come to mind but I am shaking my head on this one. On another note, I'm on the train and I see cows!
March 28 at 12:21pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Keisha Burgundy
Keisha Burgundy
Lmao. U are still a beast Antoine. And she started with u. So since it was all fun, No "bigger person" questioning needed
March 28 at 12:21pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Denise Michele
Denise Michele
that Richfood, and associates was the killer though...hilarious
March 28 at 12:23pm ·
Melle Mel
Melle Mel
LMAO!!!! Remind me not to make you mad!
March 28 at 12:36pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
you would never do that cause we understand shit..but these other mofos...I mean really...you claim to be with your man but you sitting at a computer while he playing PS3 on Saturday night...facebook'n me about my life...bringing up high school...bitch that was 1992-1996
March 28 at 12:40pm ·
Man Val
Man Val
LMAO.....u still a funny ass dude...i feel u tho...
March 28 at 12:41pm ·
Man Val
Man Val
and shes not hot on top of all that...
March 28 at 12:44pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
not hot at all..
March 28 at 12:46pm ·
Man Val
Man Val
lol...she look like rampage from flipmode
March 28 at 12:48pm ·
Tiffany Denise Sanders
Tiffany Denise Sanders
Now you know I never commented on anything you wrote BUT this was crazy. All over a picture!!! Can you repost the pic of the food lol. This made my day.
March 28 at 12:48pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
RAMPAGE....Classic!!
March 28 at 12:50pm ·
Tiffany Denise Sanders
Tiffany Denise Sanders
Now you know I never commented on anything you wrote BUT this was crazy. All over a picture!!! Can you repost the pic of the food lol. This made my day.
March 28 at 12:51pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
PICS UP!!
March 28 at 12:55pm ·
Gannon Sneed
Gannon Sneed
To be honest homie, I only know you in passing and I never seen you spazz out, nor have I seen you lose your cool. But this chick right here deserved to get the business. I think you did her a favor by not going in on her even more.
March 28 at 1:13pm via Facebook Mobile ·
RedBeanz AnRyce
RedBeanz AnRyce
We dont know each other well...just in passing in college_ but do you usually go back & forth with women like that? Women, thats how we do...its good when guys just let us talk ish then handle it another way..maybe by saying dont act like that boo
March 28 at 1:18pm via Facebook Mobile ·
G Spriggs
G Spriggs
LMAO@ "im sure your career at Richfood has really taken off so you could finish your associates" CHECKMATE
March 28 at 1:20pm ·
Kelly Spurlock
Kelly Spurlock
hilarious!!!!!!!!
March 28 at 1:22pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
@Michelle naw I dont....I love women...I just hate Lonely Bitches...they're toxic...now Im no stranger to a lil shit talking said by the right women and you turning me on....but this chic....and for the record this is still funny to me...Im not mad...
March 28 at 1:23pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
@Kelly come now...its sad me and her use to be cool...I dont get it..why why why
@G Spriggs did you see the Supervalu coat?
March 28 at 1:26pm ·
Kelly Spurlock
Kelly Spurlock
all over a pic!!! damn rhonda!!!!! LMAO!!!!
March 28 at 1:28pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
she fired...i fired back...we could have laughed and kept it moving
March 28 at 1:29pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
sorry had to edit...parts of the convo were missing...want people to get the full effect
March 28 at 1:35pm ·
Kristi Stull
Kristi Stull
Wow....lls
March 28 at 1:58pm ·
Ashley Smiddlesworth
Ashley Smiddlesworth
all i can do is smh at that conversation....
March 28 at 2:26pm ·
Junia Tellmemore
Junia Tellmemore
It's Palm Sunday... :-)
March 28 at 2:34pm ·
Esan Ayanna Fullington
Esan Ayanna Fullington
Thanks for sharing babe...this will def hold me over until the Boondocks Season 3 starts in May. She's HILAR & obviously has wayyy too much free time. Hurt, sad, lonely ppl want u to feel the same way. SMH! How u 32 still tryna be a bully? Arguably, u cld have ignored her BUT, she deserved it...SAD!
March 28 at 2:54pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Esan Ayanna Fullington
Esan Ayanna Fullington
Aaaand...did u really post pics of her & the meal from December? YES, I think u need ur own comedy show. LMAO!
March 28 at 2:57pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Jay Rigs
Jay Rigs
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
March 28 at 3:01pm ·
Crystal Brown
Crystal Brown
My stomach is so weak from this foolery...I cannot believe you just put her on blast like that...I mean, it's obvious she doesn't know you post-high school, so you could have let her off easy ;)
March 28 at 3:13pm ·
Rhonda Boothe
Rhonda Boothe
OK OK, so you making shit up because you really dont know shit about me...and to ur lil funboy man friend...i started my career as a quality assurance supervisor@ richfood, i then went to GE as water process technologist...yes, i actually have a real 4yr undergrad degree in biology from Christopher Newport University (i used to see yal in our ... See Morelibrary all the time cuz yals had no books). ...lonely, u the one looking for love in all the wrong places...we do some shit in common tho, I LOVE MEN TOO!!!! See you a ole fake punk ass nigga gotta try to throw education and material things in ppls face to make himself feel good but see i have both those things but i dont throw it around like that. Cuz i have all kinds of friends, educated and not, rich and poor and i love em all the same...and they ride for me. but you....just a ole lame ass nigga. And i honestly did think u was gay until my friend said u ate her...i dont ever remember seeing u with girls or anybody for that matter. I was shocked when i saw u on here with some friends...well, if internet friends count.lol, but anyway, keep making shit up cuz u really dont know...FACEBOOK KEEP GIVING THESE LAMES A PLATFORM, GOD KNOWS THEY NEED IT!!!!
March 28 at 3:17pm ·
Rhonda Boothe
Rhonda Boothe
@ kelly, if u read carefully....he started with me! but im not the one to shine on....
March 28 at 3:19pm ·
Andrea T. Keith
Andrea T. Keith
This was absolutely hilarious! The chick seems a bit off...don't understand where the hostility came from all of a sudden! Kudos on how u handled it...
March 28 at 3:21pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Rhonda Boothe
Rhonda Boothe
and o shit! i didnt even get to the other shit on the plate...i dont even know wtf that is...somebody take a guess and tell me! im confused! LOL "child please"
March 28 at 3:21pm ·
Esan Ayanna Fullington
Esan Ayanna Fullington
Did she really just comment on here???? AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH...lemme stop before she tries to start a Facebook war with me!=) Life is too short for all this anger & bitterness. Toine, plz just let her "win"...OR try the "block" feature, K...Thanx.
March 28 at 3:26pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Corey Turner
March 28 at 3:31pm ·
Mascha Williams
Mascha Williams
Woooooooooowwwwww! I was just jumpin on FB to waste some time while at the laundomat...and stumble upon this hilarity!!! Toine, honey, I'm pretty sure I know you well and can honestly say that I applaud your restraint!
I'll be looking forward to more comedy. =)
March 28 at 3:45pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
so how does this not make you a lonely bitch? you still coping a plea! you are pathetic....please just walk away...leave me and my "plates" and pics alone...this is too funny for me...I'm laughing at you...you are water cleaner....wtf...what do they do...do they sort condoms and tampons out of the drinking water...you yelling about platforms, is ... See Morethat the same one your standing...fb friends...does that include you lonely bitch..fb gangsta....internet thug...but I guess you have so much free time while you wait for your man to wake up from such an exhausting night of watching you facebook stalk...you should cook him dinner and thank him for putting up with your lonely ass...
(drops mic, exit stage left. yelling sexual chocolate)
March 28 at 3:53pm ·
Crystal Brown
Crystal Brown
ROTFLMAO...I'm supposed to be writing reports right now...I can't focus!
March 28 at 4:00pm ·
Camille Calloway
Camille Calloway
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure comedy!!!
March 28 at 4:14pm ·
Jay Combs
Jay Combs
This is just silly. I see both sides but Antoine, couldn't u just remove her as a friend and not worry with it? Yeah, she wrong for not being able to dish it...but now she's a bitch, she tryna call u a homosexual...when is it the right time to just be like..."delete"...that way she can hate (if that's what u feel she is doing) from a distance based... See More off the pics u allow her and the world to see? And everybody else jumpin' in are just as much as an internet thug as you say she is. LAWD!! It's almost Easter...wouldn't it be better if everyone had a Canterbury Egg???
March 28 at 4:49pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
So Im going to let her have not cause she won just cause I dont want to deal with this pettiness anymore...as she sits on her page playing victim....like I came at her...still trying to get people to validate my character in high school.. ok here goes it
In high school...I was tall and skinny...wore braces....I had a girl friend that went to ... See Moreanother school...I was quiet and a nerd...no one fucked with me except my friends I had that lived on my street...I didn't care to have superlatives or attention from people I was busting my ass to get away from once I graduated...as far as my sexual prowess, I was 14-17 what nucca wasn't begging for pussy from some chic...as far as me "eating" I guess I was ahead of my time...but that was still high school...there I handled everything that could be said about me in high school...
I hope that this is truly the end of it...cause this shit is truly for the birds...
March 28 at 4:56pm ·
Antonio Evans
Antonio Evans
I love how she thinks you supposed to be the same person you were in high school. I love when people say I changed!! The fuck you think!!

PS - The argument was lost when she said she was gonna tell you how good you look. Game over!! Blouses!!
March 28 at 5:00pm ·
Keisha Mosby Baxter
Keisha Mosby Baxter
LOL Tione Tione Tione....a fool LOL
March 28 at 8:02pm via Facebook Mobile ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
@Keisha what? what I do? Im over here chillin, minding my own...she still making status messages and commenting on them to herself...again I'm chilling
March 28 at 9:00pm ·
Archie Alston
Archie Alston
First of all Antoine you to old to be phucking with this broad. You know the crew only roll with 8's or better. Time is more valuable then money and you just wasted a grip on a subpar broad.

Now that you have been scolded. Here is how the conversation should have went.

Mouthy Lonely Broad - Yatta Yatta Yatta... See More

Antoine - "Bytch I'm better than you..."

The End.
March 28 at 9:22pm ·
Nikki O'Bryan
Nikki O'Bryan
Toine, I don't even know why you had to explain high school to us??? Who wasn't awkward in high school? I'm weak @ the fact she came on here to continue.... WOW...Funny as hell... Love you Toine!!!
March 28 at 9:26pm ·
Antonio Evans
Antonio Evans
@ Archie - Couldn't say it any better!!
March 28 at 9:27pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
As instructed by my Big Brother Archie..
I want to formally apologize to all who have been affected by this mini-series drama today. I realized that as I get older I need to let some shit roll over my shoulder, realize that I am better than it and move on to the next. I guess in my heart of hearts I feel that I dont make these incidents but if you ... See Moreput me in octagon, 2 men enter 1 man leaves. But I cant fall victim to every little tit for tat skirmish not matter how much I feel they deserved it. So for those that tried to talk me out this bull shiggity earlier (Jay Combs, Esan) you were right and I can admit that I should have been the bigger person. So now I have blocked her. To all those who found enjoyment in today's soap opera, know that I feel that Lonely Bitch Syndrome is an up and coming epidemic and I will do further research into this travesty..in other words...BLOG post to come real soon.
Hope everyone enjoyed their Palm Sunday. Goodnight and God Bless!
March 28 at 9:40pm ·
Marvin Tart
Marvin Tart
Damn Cuz u went all in........
March 29 at 11:34pm ·
Antoine Hicks
Antoine Hicks
just saying...dont come around fucking with me...cause I dont bother mofos
March 30 at 8:15am ·
Shayla Charity
Shayla Charity
LMFAO!!!!!
March 30 at 2:18pm ·
Ben Branch
Ben Branch
Dayum LB! I'm just reading this LMFAO! Yo crazy....I hope you dont bring up strories on me from the long fall/winter of 2000 lol....
March 31 at 3:59pm ·
Brandon Manley
Brandon Manley
This is funny... you a wild dude
April 1 at 12:37pm ·
L'tese Hopkins
L'tese Hopkins
that was funny as hell!!! she aint got a damned man and clearly, she barely has a life... responded 6x in a row. what a f*cking loser. glad you let her know about herself lol
April 16 at 1:06am ·

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!"

This particular entry is dedicated to those oh so precious moments when life or someone, who has no idea of the ramifications of the statement they just made, will provide a moment of pure hilarity and head shaking of utter disappointment that they could be soooooo wreckless with their mouth. When your homegirl yells down the steps, "Wow its really wet down there!"

[Michael Scott (The Office) That's What She Said Pictures, Images and Photos

  1. When I showed my co-worker the metal object that was lodged in my tire, she said, "wow that's pretty big!"

  2. So one day I'm chillin on the couch watching XXX (no not porn), and the hero goes, "I'm going to have to get on it!"

  3. My homegirl and I was discussing drinking alcohol for the first time. She had got quiet for a spell and then just blurted out, "It tasted terrible and made me feel pretty sick. I'm really glad I got over the taste!"

  4. I thought of an idea one day while medicating called Porn for the Blind, when I asked what would be the purpose, I was told "you have to feel it to believe it!"

  5. My best friend called and said, " I have a package that needs to be taken care of!"

  6. I was going over the exam review with my students and one of the girls yells out, "Man that looks really hard!"

  7. Offered to drive my bestfriend's car to the store, she told me to "make sure I pull out slowly"

  8. The front desk agent handed us our key and mentioned, "make sure when you put it in, you take it out fast!"

  9. My last paper in undergrad was a free write about our experiences, the only directions the teacher gave us was when told us to "make sure its long enough to feel it"

  10. I stole a pack of Gushers from my lil cousin, my homegirl saw them and asked for one, when I said no, she said "Come on, I like when they explode in my mouth!"

  11. I was grading my senior's final essay and I noticed it was on one sheet of paper, she said "I didnt think I could fit it all in!"

  12. The waiter asked "how do you want that steak prepared?" I responded "Well done, it's better when its black!"

  13. I called my girlfriend to tell here I was at outside her house, she told me "I think you should come in the back door!'

  14. When addressing my class I told them "ok guys, I know this is hard, and long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do it!'

  15. I had company over and I was offering them something to drink, a girl politely declined. When I asked was she sure, she replied "I dont want to spill juices all over your couch!"

  16. My uncle was helping install a ceiling fan when he noticed my mistake and said "You drilled this in pretty deep!"

  17. I was eating an eclair when my friend noticed it was dripping cream out the bottom and yelled "it's dripping make sure you suck it all out!"

  18. When leaving Macy's the cashier told me to "Please come again!"

  19. My friend asked if I could give her a ride to Ikea. When I asked why doesnt she drive her own car she states, "the package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!"

  20. My friend asked me if I want to try this new candy so I said cool. She asked me do I like it and I asked her was I supposed to suck or bite on it (pause) she told me "I just usually hold it in my mouth!"

  21. Some friends were having a cookout, when we got there I walked over to speak and was like "oh shit I didnt know you got crabs!"

  22. When we finally arrived we were disappointed by what we saw, my friend told me "it looked bigger on the internet!"

  23. My aunt called me over to help her move some furniture. I asked which one and she pointed to the couch and said, "every time i pull it out i almost break my back"

  24. My art teacher was explaining the project to us, when asked how we get it to look like the example she said "it usually hardens when exposed to air!"

  25. While writing this a friend of mine was reading and said "If you get one more that will be 25!"

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Cocaine and Sex

How Richard Pryor Gave Pam Grier a Cocaine-Encrusted Vagina

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Look, I’m going to put as little distance between that headline and the actual anecdote as possible. In Pam Grier’s new memoir Foxy: My Life in Three Acts (which is now a must-buy), she recounts how a conversation with her doctor led to her breakup with Richard Pryor. Stars, they are not just like us:

He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”

“No,” I said, astonished.

“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?”

“No,” I said, “not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.” I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

“Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?” the doctor asked.

“That’s a possibility,” I said. “You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.”

“Oh, my God,” he said. “We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.”

Also recounted in the anecdote, says Jezebel, is that “the doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.”

The writers of Nurse Jackie, Grey’s Anatomy, and Private Practice all just bolted upright, screaming, “How have we missed this?”
http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/how-richard-pryor-gave-pam-grier-a-cocaine-encrusted-vagina.php

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...

Sunday, April 18, 2010

10 Things I've Learned About Myself (or just realized period)

April 3rd, 2010
....this epiphany happens between the hours of 8:36am and 11:49pm

10.) I have no patience for the emotionally disturbed

9.) Its 2010 why are women giving men blue balls

8.) Co-ed Flag Football in PG County MD is some serious shit for mofos

7.) "Faggots are everywhere" definitely the QOD

6.) I'll never admit how many times I've actually thought I fell in love...so that means no one will ever know...ironic huh

5.) I wont regret any decision made but I will definitely stand in awe of its impact

4.) What will the summer hold? Last summer was not what I expected (refer to #5)

3.) I can watch movies and tv all day, I am truly a latch key child

2.) I earn for the last woman I can introduce to my mother, she needs to know who will hold me down when she's gone

1.) I thank GOD for saving me and giving me back my mother, restoring my faith, speaking to my heart...but honestly this walk is hard...I wonder who I will meet...will I meet her? Will she love and accept me? Will I achieve all my dreams? Through his will, all things are possible

Oh the honorable mention goes to this thought:

In these hard economic times, businesses come and go. It has come to my knowledge that the picture man on Georgia and Florida Ave, in the CVS parking lot are a recession proof small business cause they still out there. Maybe they should write a book so others can get on the blueprint.

Now I will be writing separate blogs to elaborate on each one of these, so stay tuned and as always, let me know what you think

Sunday, February 7, 2010

10 Ways to Go from Girlfriend to Wife

Be a Woman All Day, Everywhere
Have respect, pride and dignity for yourself. If you let your friends take advantage of you, so will your man. If you come crying about your job every day without being proactive about getting a new one, your man is not going to find that attractive. Be sexy, sweet, sassy, feminine and most of all, be womanly.

Be Independent
Not just financially, but be an independent thinker overall. Take the time to learn you and what works best for you instead of taking someone else's advice and forcing yourself into a box. Your core person should not change simply because you are in a relationship. Be independent of your man and have your own life.

Stay On Your Tippy Toes
Don't get comfortable and lazy on your man. Don't just think that he is going to marry you because you have been together for a few years. Get fine-ER, get smart-ER, be bett-ER. A man wants to see growth in you and wants to be excited about who you will be in the future.

Turn His House Into a Home
As a single brother, my crib had the bare necessities. A woman came by one day and slowly started to upgrade my stuff in a very subtle but profound way because no woman had ever done it before. First it was a couple nice decorative candles; then she replaced my picture frames and artwork. She helped me paint a couple of rooms in my. I was like "She knows what she doing, I am going to marry her."

Be a Godly Woman
There is just something sexy to me about a Godly woman. You want a Godly man, don't you? The Bible is a relationship handbook. Read it. Follow it. Live by it. When your man is weak, you need to be able to refer to that word. When the Devil attacks, he needs to know that you know God.

Watch His Momma, Do What She Do
You don't have to be his Momma, but you should try to be in her likeness. Here is an example: during the holidays when you were at your man's family home, if his grandma, momma and auntie were all in the and you were in the den watching the game with him, y'all probably had the best time ever, right? But guess what, he's probably going to break up with you. You should be in that kitchen with his female relatives or else go and find yourself a man whose mother can't cook.

Challenge Him
If a man doesn't have to respect you, he won't. I tell people all the time, if my wife would allow me to have a girlfriend I would, and I go to church every Sunday. A man is not going to do the right thing unless he knows that if he does the wrong thing it will be met with repercussions and consequences.

Be His Biggest Fan
Women need love. Men need their egos stroked. We need your support, your encouragement, and we need to know that you believe in us. Tell him that he is a good man, that you are lucky to have him, that he is special and better than you thought. If he doesn't feel like a man, he is not going to be a good man to you.

Nurture Him
The art of nurturing a man has been lost. Talk sweet to your man and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Hug him, hold him, squeeze him too. Being a Black man is hard but with the nurturing of a good Black woman, it's that much easier.

Be the Freakiest Person He Knows
Men talk and our number one conversation is about sex. So when a man is rapping with his friend he needs a good story to tell. At least twice a year he needs to have something that will make his boys say "Dang man, I wish my woman would do that!" Shoot, just the other day me and my wife were making this video right and...wait, let me clear this with the wife first before I tell y'all. Basically, a man has to know and believe that there is not a woman out there that is going to try harder to please him than you.

I'm In Miami Trick!!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Fuck It...its the mood I am in!

I have played, I have won, I have laughed, cried, and lied....I did it all, I did it well...I've been a boy but always stood as a man...I think about it sometimes and I giggle to my self....my appeal, for lack of a better word...swag...what is it? where does it come from? is it an aura that engulfs my being like Leroy with the glow?

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Or is it truly curiosity?? I'm not a bad guy or the bad guy...just a guy...nature vs nuture...this is not me saying anything to be taken anyway..but to curve some of the attention...let me address this curiosity...its just information...take it how you want it..but when it comes to me...and that time...when its time to do work..I'll tell you exactly who I am...

I am that person that will pull your panties off and push you onto the bed. I'll be gentle but firm as I grab your wrists and hold them above your head. You want to be kissed on the lips, neck, and breasts, maybe even bitten a little. I won't be afraid to leave marks on your skin because I am in complete control of you. I'll kiss you and hold you down until you can't stand it anymore. While keeping you pinned under my body, I'll push your knees even further apart and gently force my thickness into you. You will be wet but tight, and you'll gasp at being pushed open, but you can't do anything since I'll still be holding down your hands and small body. I'll start thrusting slowly but with purpose; I’m so hard and thick that you’ll close your eyes and throw your head back at the feeling of being so completely filled and so utterly helpless. I might even pull out to tease you, and, not having use of your hands, you'll have no choice but to wrap your thighs around me and try to pull me back inside. I'll pump into you until your legs start to shake and you melt into the mattress as you come. I will then use your body entirely for my pleasure as I push into you fast and hard until I burst inside you and collapse on top of your body, exhausted but looking forward to a second time...Good night!

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Ultimate MJ Post...Cause I love you all

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Michael_Jackson-Got_To_Be_There-1972-BKFiNT
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Michael_Jackson-Forever_Michael-1975-BKFiNT
Michael_Jackson-Off_The_Wall-1979-BKFiNT (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-Thriller-1982-EOS
Michael_Jackson-Bad-1987-BKFiNT (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-Dangerous-1991-BKFiNT (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-History-2CD-Retail-1995-Recycled_INT (Part 2) (Part 3)
Michael_Jackson-Blood_On_The_Dance_Floor_(History_In_The_Mix)-1997-EOS (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-Invincible-2001-BKFiNT (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-Number_Ones-2003-RNS (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-The_Ultimate_Collection-4CD-2004-MUSiQ (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)
Michael_Jackson-The_Essential_Michael_Jackson-2CD-2005-RNS (Part 2) (Part 3)
Michael_Jackson-Thriller_(25th_Anniversary_Edition)-2008-OLDSCHOOL (Part 2)
Michael_Jackson-Thriller_25th_Anniversary_Edition_(Circuit_City_Bonus_Track)-2008-BbH
Michael_Jackson_-_King_of_Pop-2CD-2008-MOD (Part 2) (Part 3)



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Michael Jackson: Exclusive Last Photo

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The Jackson 5 - Joyful Jukebox Music - 1976



From vinyl (1976). Version 2006 on CD, include the album Boogie (1979)

01 - Joyful Jukebox Music
02 - Window Shopping
03 - You're My Best Friend, My Love
04 - Love Is The Thing You Need
05 - The Eternal Light
06 - Pride And Joy
08 - We're Here To Entertain You
09 - Make Tonight All Mine
10 - We're Gonna Change Our Style

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The Jacksons - Destiny - 1978



01 - Blame It On The Boogie
02 - Push Me Away
03 - Things I Do For You
04 - Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground)
05 - Destiny
06 - Bless His Soul
07 - All Night Dancin'
08 - That's What You Get (For Being Polite)

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Jackson 5 - Diana Ross Presents The Jackson five - 1969)



01 - Zip A Dee Doo Dah
02 - Nobody
03 - I Want You Back
04 - Can You Remember
05 - Standing In The Shadows Of Love
06 - You've Changed
07 - My Cherie Amour
08 - Who's Lovin' You
09 - Chained
10 - (I Know) I'm Losing You
11 - Stand!
12 - Born To Love You

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Jackson 5 - Third Album - 1970



01 - I'll Be There
02 - Ready Or Not (Here I Come)
03 - Oh How Happy
04 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
05 - Can I See You In The Morning
06 - Goin' Back To Indiana
07 - How Funky Is Your Chicken
08 - Mama's Pearl
09 - Reach In
10 - The Love I Saw In You Was Just A Mirage
11 - Darling Dear

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Jackson 5 - Maybe Tomorrow - 1971



01 - Maybe Tomorrow
02 - She's Good
03 - Never Can Say Goodbye
04 - The Wall
05 - Petals
06 - Sixteen Candles
07 - (We've Got) Blue Skies
08 - My Little Baby
09 - It's Great To Be Here
10 - Honey Chile
11 - I Will Find A Way

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Jackson 5 - ABC - 1970



01 - The Love You Save
02 - One More Chance
03 - Abc
04 - 2-4-6-8
05 - (Come 'round Here) I'm The One You Need
06 - Don't Know Why I Love You
07 - Never Had A Dream Come True
08 - True Love Can Be Beautiful
09 - La-La (Means I Love You)
10 - I'll Bet You
11 - I Found That Girl
12 - The Young Folks

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Jackson 5 - Moving Violation - 1975



01 - Forever Came Today
02 - Moving Violation
03 - (You Were Made) Especially For Me
04 - Honey Love
05 - Body Language (Do The Love Dance)
06 - All I Do Is Think Of You
07 - Breezy
08 - Call Of The Wild
09 - Time Explosion
10 - Through Thick & Thin
11 - Forever Came Today (Disco Mix)

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[RS] Michael Jackson - Albumy


1979 – Bonus
01. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean (demo)
02. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean (extended)
03. Michael Jackson-Blood on the dancefloor
04. Michael Jackson-Carousel(sample)
05. Michael Jackson-Don't stop 'til you...(demo)
06. Michael Jackson-Fly away
07. Michael Jackson-Ghosts
08. Michael Jackson-I just can't stop...(spanish)
09. Michael Jackson-Is it scary
10. Michael Jackson-Morphine
11. Michael Jackson-On the line
12. Michael Jackson-Say say say
13. Michael Jackson-Shout
14. Michael Jackson-Someone in the dark
15. Michael Jackson-Streetwalker
16. Michael Jackson-Superfly sister
17. Michael Jackson-Thriller (voice demo)
18. Michael Jackson-Wanna be...(extended)
19. Michael Jackson-Workin' day and night (demo)

Time – 87:45 min
Size - 120,2 MB

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1979 - Off the wall
01. Michael Jackson-Burn this disco out
02. Michael Jackson-Don't stop 'til you get enough
03. Michael Jackson-Get on the floor
04. Michael Jackson-Girlfriend
05. Michael Jackson-I can't help it
06. Michael Jackson-It's the falling in love
07. Michael Jackson-Off the wall
08. Michael Jackson-Rock with you
09. Michael Jackson-She's out of my life
10. Michael Jackson-Workin' day and night

Time – 42:25 min
Size – 72,2 MB

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1982 – Thriller
1. Michael Jackson-Baby be mine
2. Michael Jackson-Beat it
3. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean
4. Michael Jackson-Human nature
5. Michael Jackson-P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)
6. Michael Jackson-The girl is mine
7. Michael Jackson-The lady in my life
8. Michael Jackson-Thriller
9. Michael Jackson-Wanna be startin' somethin'

Time – 42:12 min
Size – 75,1 MB

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1987 – Bad
01. Michael Jackson-Another part of me
02. Michael Jackson-Bad
03. Michael Jackson-Dirty Diana
04. Michael Jackson-I just can't stop loving
05. Michael Jackson-Just good friends
06. Michael Jackson-Leave me alone
07. Michael Jackson-Liberian girl
08. Michael Jackson-Man in the mirror
09. Michael Jackson-Smooth criminal
10. Michael Jackson-Speed demon
11. Michael Jackson-The way you make me feel

Time – 48:09 min
Size – 86,7 MB

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1991 - Dangerous
01. Michael Jackson-Black or white
02. Michael Jackson-Black Or White (TR)
03. Michael Jackson-Can't let her get away
04. Michael Jackson-Dangerous
05. Michael Jackson-Give in to me
06. Michael Jackson-Gone too soon
07. Michael Jackson-Heal the world
08. Michael Jackson-In the closet
09. Michael Jackson-Jam
10. Michael Jackson-Keep the faith
11. Michael Jackson-Remember the time
12. Michael Jackson-She drives me wild
13. Michael Jackson-Who is it
14. Michael Jackson-Why you wanna trip on me
15. Michael Jackson-Will you be there

Time – 80:14 min
Size – 141 MB

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Bad [Remaster)
01. Michael Jackson-Another Part Of Me
02. Michael Jackson-Bad
03. Michael Jackson-Dirty Diana
04. Michael Jackson-Fly Away
05. Michael Jackson-I Just Cant Stop Loving You
06. Michael Jackson-Just Good Friends
07. Michael Jackson-Leave Me Alone
08. Michael Jackson-Liberian Girl
09. Michael Jackson-Man In The Mirror
10. Michael Jackson-Quincy Jones Interview 3
11. Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal
12. Michael Jackson-Speed Demon
13. Michael Jackson-Streetwalker
14. Michael Jackson-The Way You Make Me Feel (Hot Fever)
15. Michael Jackson-Todo Mi Amor Eres Tu
16. Michael Jackson-Voiceover 1 Quincy Jones Interview 1
17. Michael Jackson-Voiceover 2 Quincy Jones Interview 2
18. Michael Jackson-Voiceover 3

Time – 71:34 min
Size – 68,4 MB

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The Essential Michael Jackson
CD 1
01. Michael Jackson-Abc
02. Michael Jackson-Beat It
03. Michael Jackson-Ben
04. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean
05. Michael Jackson-Blame It On The Boogie
06. Michael Jackson-Can You Feel It
07. Michael Jackson-Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
08. Michael Jackson-Got To Be There
09. Michael Jackson-Human Nature
10. Michael Jackson-I Just Cant Stop Loving You
11. Michael Jackson-I Want You Back
12. Michael Jackson-Off The Wall
13. Michael Jackson-Pyt (Pretty Young Thing)
14. Michael Jackson-Rock With You
15. Michael Jackson-Rockin Robin
16. Michael Jackson-Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground)
17. Michael Jackson-Shes Out Of My Life
18. Michael Jackson-The Girl Is Mine
19. Michael Jackson-The Love You Save
20. Michael Jackson-Thriller
21. Michael Jackson-Wanna Be Startin Somethin

Time – 77:49 min
Size -107 MB

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CD 2
01. Michael Jackson-Another Part Of Me
02. Michael Jackson-Bad
03. Michael Jackson-Black Or White
04. Michael Jackson-Dirty Diana
05. Michael Jackson-Earth Song
06. Michael Jackson-Heal The World
07. Michael Jackson-In The Closer
08. Michael Jackson-Leave Me Alone
09. Michael Jackson-Man In The Mirror
10. Michael Jackson-Remember The Time
11. Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal
12. Michael Jackson-The Way You Make Me Feel
13. Michael Jackson-They Don't Care About Us
14. Michael Jackson-Who Is It
15. Michael Jackson-Will You Be There
16. Michael Jackson-You Are Not Alone
17. Michael Jackson-You Rock My World

Time – 77:15 min
Size – 106 MB

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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes - Duets & Collaborations [2007]



Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes - Duets & Collaborations [2007]


Genre : Rock, Rock/Pop
Year : 2007

Tracks

Michael Jackson The Complete Outtakes, Duets & Collaborations (1978 - 1980)

01 - Sunset Driver.mp3 (5.59 megabyte)
02 - You Can't Win.mp3 (4.83 megabyte)
03 - Ease On Down The Road #1.mp3 (5.71 megabyte)
04 - Ease On Down The Road #2.mp3 (2.25 megabyte)
05 - Ease On Down The Road #3.mp3 (2.12 megabyte)
06 - Be A Lion.mp3 (6.07 megabyte)
07 - A Brand New Day.mp3 (11.35 megabyte)
08 - Who's Right, Who's Wrong.mp3 (5.19 megabyte)
09 - Save Me.mp3 (3.32 megabyte)
10 - I'm In Love Again.mp3 (4.11 megabyte)
11 - Night Time Lover.mp3 (3.37 megabyte)
12 - This Had To Be.mp3 (4.8 megabyte)
13 - All I Do.mp3 (11.7 megabyte)

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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1981 - 1983)

01 - The Dude.mp3 (12.89 megabyte)
02 - Goin' Back To Alabama.mp3 (4.27 megabyte)
03 - Behind The Mask (Who Do You Know).mp3 (15.04 megabyte)
04 - Nite Line.mp3 (4.12 megabyte)
05 - Trouble.mp3 (3.54 megabyte)
06 - Hot Street.MP3 (3.48 megabyte)
07 - Can't Get Outta The Rain.mp3 (3.77 megabyte)
08 - Carrousel.mp3 (2.72 megabyte)
09 - Someone In The Dark.mp3 (6.76 megabyte)
10 - Muscles.mp3 (4.29 megabyte)
11 - State Of Independence.mp3 (6.75 megabyte)
12 - Say Say Say.mp3 (9.04 megabyte)
13 - The Man.mp3 (4.46 megabyte)
14 - State Of Shock.mp3 (6.49 megabyte)
15 - There Must Be More To Life Than This.mp3 (1.1 megabyte)
16 - There Must Be More To Life Than This.mp3 (2.36 megabyte)

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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1984 - 1986)

01 - Love Never Felt So Good.mp3 (4.5 megabyte)
02 - Killing Me Softly.mp3 (4.82 megabyte)
03 - Surprise Song.MP3 (6.82 megabyte)
04 - Tell Me I'm Not Dreamin'.MP3 (5.89 megabyte)
05 - You Don't Stand Another Chance.mp3 (15.37 megabyte)
06 - Centipede.mp3 (8.19 megabyte)
07 - Somebody's Watching Me.mp3 (5.51 megabyte)
08 - Eaten Alive.mp3 (5.55 megabyte)
09 - Scared Of The Moon.mp3 (6.46 megabyte)
10 - We Are The World.mp3 (7.35 megabyte)
11 - We Are The World.mp3 (6.41 megabyte)
12 - Streetwalker.mp3 (5.33 megabyte)
13 - We Are Here To Change The World.mp3 (3.97 megabyte)
14 - Space Dance.mp3 (1.81 megabyte)

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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1987 - 1991).

01 - Cheater.mp3 (7.1 megabyte)
02 - Fly Away.MP3 (3.16 megabyte)
03 - Fly Away.mp3 (5.43 megabyte)
04 - Get It.mp3 (10.41 megabyte)
05 - Mind Is The Magic.mp3 (5.97 megabyte)
06 - Monkey Business.mp3 (7.92 megabyte)
07 - If You Don't Love Me.mp3 (6.66 megabyte)
08 - For All Time.mp3 (7.55 megabyte)
09 - You Were There.mp3 (5.45 megabyte)
10 - 2300 Jackson Street.mp3 (3.51 megabyte)
11 - Blood On The Dance Floor.mp3 (9.72 megabyte)
12 - Superfly Sister.mp3 (14.8 megabyte)
13 - Serious Effect.mp3 (7.04 megabyte)
14 - Work That Body - She Got It.MP3 (10.14 megabyte)
15 - Satisfy You.mp3 (13.64 megabyte)
16 - Do The Bartman.mp3 (4.75 megabyte)
17 - Lisa It's Your Birthday.MP3 (1.97 megabyte)

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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1992 - 1998)

01 - Yeah.mp3 (6.49 megabyte)
02 - Whatzupwitu.mp3 (3.87 megabyte)
03 - Someone Put Your Hand Out.mp3 (7.46 megabyte)
04 - Is It Scary.mp3 (12.82 megabyte)
05 - Ghosts.mp3 (11.98 megabyte)
06 - Morphine.mp3 (14.84 megabyte)
07 - In The Back.mp3 (6.22 megabyte)
08 - On The Line.mp3 (6.73 megabyte)
09 - Why.mp3 (9.41 megabyte)
10 - I Need You.mp3 (3.62 megabyte)
11 - Elizabeth I Love You.mp3 (3.81 megabyte)
12 - We Be Ballin'.mp3 (4.43 megabyte)
13 - Beautiful Girl.mp3 (5.59 megabyte)
14 - Children's Holiday.mp3 (7.39 megabyte)

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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1999 - 2007).

01 - Xscape.mp3 (5.36 megabyte)
02 - Fall Again.mp3 (6.03 megabyte)
03 - Fall Again.mp3 (4.02 megabyte)
04 - I Have This Dream.mp3 (4.7 megabyte)
05 - Seeing Voices.mp3 (7.23 megabyte)
06 - The Way You Love Me.mp3 (6.2 megabyte)
07 - Shout.mp3 (9.85 megabyte)
08 - It's Not Worth It.mp3 (4.02 megabyte)
09 - What More Can I Give.mp3 (7.1 megabyte)
10 - One More Chance.mp3 (5.26 megabyte)
11 - We've Had Enough.mp3 (7.91 megabyte)
12 - Ride With Me.mp3 (5 megabyte)
13 - Gangsta (No Friend Of Mine).mp3 (7.64 megabyte)

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