Be a Woman All Day, Everywhere
Have respect, pride and dignity for yourself. If you let your friends take advantage of you, so will your man. If you come crying about your job every day without being proactive about getting a new one, your man is not going to find that attractive. Be sexy, sweet, sassy, feminine and most of all, be womanly.
Be Independent
Not just financially, but be an independent thinker overall. Take the time to learn you and what works best for you instead of taking someone else's advice and forcing yourself into a box. Your core person should not change simply because you are in a relationship. Be independent of your man and have your own life.
Stay On Your Tippy Toes
Don't get comfortable and lazy on your man. Don't just think that he is going to marry you because you have been together for a few years. Get fine-ER, get smart-ER, be bett-ER. A man wants to see growth in you and wants to be excited about who you will be in the future.
Turn His House Into a Home
As a single brother, my crib had the bare necessities. A woman came by one day and slowly started to upgrade my stuff in a very subtle but profound way because no woman had ever done it before. First it was a couple nice decorative candles; then she replaced my picture frames and artwork. She helped me paint a couple of rooms in my. I was like "She knows what she doing, I am going to marry her."
Be a Godly Woman
There is just something sexy to me about a Godly woman. You want a Godly man, don't you? The Bible is a relationship handbook. Read it. Follow it. Live by it. When your man is weak, you need to be able to refer to that word. When the Devil attacks, he needs to know that you know God.
Watch His Momma, Do What She Do
You don't have to be his Momma, but you should try to be in her likeness. Here is an example: during the holidays when you were at your man's family home, if his grandma, momma and auntie were all in the and you were in the den watching the game with him, y'all probably had the best time ever, right? But guess what, he's probably going to break up with you. You should be in that kitchen with his female relatives or else go and find yourself a man whose mother can't cook.
Challenge Him
If a man doesn't have to respect you, he won't. I tell people all the time, if my wife would allow me to have a girlfriend I would, and I go to church every Sunday. A man is not going to do the right thing unless he knows that if he does the wrong thing it will be met with repercussions and consequences.
Be His Biggest Fan
Women need love. Men need their egos stroked. We need your support, your encouragement, and we need to know that you believe in us. Tell him that he is a good man, that you are lucky to have him, that he is special and better than you thought. If he doesn't feel like a man, he is not going to be a good man to you.
Nurture Him
The art of nurturing a man has been lost. Talk sweet to your man and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Hug him, hold him, squeeze him too. Being a Black man is hard but with the nurturing of a good Black woman, it's that much easier.
Be the Freakiest Person He Knows
Men talk and our number one conversation is about sex. So when a man is rapping with his friend he needs a good story to tell. At least twice a year he needs to have something that will make his boys say "Dang man, I wish my woman would do that!" Shoot, just the other day me and my wife were making this video right and...wait, let me clear this with the wife first before I tell y'all. Basically, a man has to know and believe that there is not a woman out there that is going to try harder to please him than you.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Fuck It...its the mood I am in!
I have played, I have won, I have laughed, cried, and lied....I did it all, I did it well...I've been a boy but always stood as a man...I think about it sometimes and I giggle to my self....my appeal, for lack of a better word...swag...what is it? where does it come from? is it an aura that engulfs my being like Leroy with the glow?
Or is it truly curiosity?? I'm not a bad guy or the bad guy...just a guy...nature vs nuture...this is not me saying anything to be taken anyway..but to curve some of the attention...let me address this curiosity...its just information...take it how you want it..but when it comes to me...and that time...when its time to do work..I'll tell you exactly who I am...
I am that person that will pull your panties off and push you onto the bed. I'll be gentle but firm as I grab your wrists and hold them above your head. You want to be kissed on the lips, neck, and breasts, maybe even bitten a little. I won't be afraid to leave marks on your skin because I am in complete control of you. I'll kiss you and hold you down until you can't stand it anymore. While keeping you pinned under my body, I'll push your knees even further apart and gently force my thickness into you. You will be wet but tight, and you'll gasp at being pushed open, but you can't do anything since I'll still be holding down your hands and small body. I'll start thrusting slowly but with purpose; I’m so hard and thick that you’ll close your eyes and throw your head back at the feeling of being so completely filled and so utterly helpless. I might even pull out to tease you, and, not having use of your hands, you'll have no choice but to wrap your thighs around me and try to pull me back inside. I'll pump into you until your legs start to shake and you melt into the mattress as you come. I will then use your body entirely for my pleasure as I push into you fast and hard until I burst inside you and collapse on top of your body, exhausted but looking forward to a second time...Good night!
Or is it truly curiosity?? I'm not a bad guy or the bad guy...just a guy...nature vs nuture...this is not me saying anything to be taken anyway..but to curve some of the attention...let me address this curiosity...its just information...take it how you want it..but when it comes to me...and that time...when its time to do work..I'll tell you exactly who I am...
I am that person that will pull your panties off and push you onto the bed. I'll be gentle but firm as I grab your wrists and hold them above your head. You want to be kissed on the lips, neck, and breasts, maybe even bitten a little. I won't be afraid to leave marks on your skin because I am in complete control of you. I'll kiss you and hold you down until you can't stand it anymore. While keeping you pinned under my body, I'll push your knees even further apart and gently force my thickness into you. You will be wet but tight, and you'll gasp at being pushed open, but you can't do anything since I'll still be holding down your hands and small body. I'll start thrusting slowly but with purpose; I’m so hard and thick that you’ll close your eyes and throw your head back at the feeling of being so completely filled and so utterly helpless. I might even pull out to tease you, and, not having use of your hands, you'll have no choice but to wrap your thighs around me and try to pull me back inside. I'll pump into you until your legs start to shake and you melt into the mattress as you come. I will then use your body entirely for my pleasure as I push into you fast and hard until I burst inside you and collapse on top of your body, exhausted but looking forward to a second time...Good night!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Ultimate MJ Post...Cause I love you all
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The Jackson 5 - Joyful Jukebox Music - 1976
From vinyl (1976). Version 2006 on CD, include the album Boogie (1979)
01 - Joyful Jukebox Music
02 - Window Shopping
03 - You're My Best Friend, My Love
04 - Love Is The Thing You Need
05 - The Eternal Light
06 - Pride And Joy
08 - We're Here To Entertain You
09 - Make Tonight All Mine
10 - We're Gonna Change Our Style
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The Jacksons - Destiny - 1978
01 - Blame It On The Boogie
02 - Push Me Away
03 - Things I Do For You
04 - Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground)
05 - Destiny
06 - Bless His Soul
07 - All Night Dancin'
08 - That's What You Get (For Being Polite)
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Jackson 5 - Diana Ross Presents The Jackson five - 1969)
01 - Zip A Dee Doo Dah
02 - Nobody
03 - I Want You Back
04 - Can You Remember
05 - Standing In The Shadows Of Love
06 - You've Changed
07 - My Cherie Amour
08 - Who's Lovin' You
09 - Chained
10 - (I Know) I'm Losing You
11 - Stand!
12 - Born To Love You
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Jackson 5 - Third Album - 1970
01 - I'll Be There
02 - Ready Or Not (Here I Come)
03 - Oh How Happy
04 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
05 - Can I See You In The Morning
06 - Goin' Back To Indiana
07 - How Funky Is Your Chicken
08 - Mama's Pearl
09 - Reach In
10 - The Love I Saw In You Was Just A Mirage
11 - Darling Dear
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Jackson 5 - Maybe Tomorrow - 1971
01 - Maybe Tomorrow
02 - She's Good
03 - Never Can Say Goodbye
04 - The Wall
05 - Petals
06 - Sixteen Candles
07 - (We've Got) Blue Skies
08 - My Little Baby
09 - It's Great To Be Here
10 - Honey Chile
11 - I Will Find A Way
LINK
Jackson 5 - ABC - 1970
01 - The Love You Save
02 - One More Chance
03 - Abc
04 - 2-4-6-8
05 - (Come 'round Here) I'm The One You Need
06 - Don't Know Why I Love You
07 - Never Had A Dream Come True
08 - True Love Can Be Beautiful
09 - La-La (Means I Love You)
10 - I'll Bet You
11 - I Found That Girl
12 - The Young Folks
LINK
Jackson 5 - Moving Violation - 1975
01 - Forever Came Today
02 - Moving Violation
03 - (You Were Made) Especially For Me
04 - Honey Love
05 - Body Language (Do The Love Dance)
06 - All I Do Is Think Of You
07 - Breezy
08 - Call Of The Wild
09 - Time Explosion
10 - Through Thick & Thin
11 - Forever Came Today (Disco Mix)
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[RS] Michael Jackson - Albumy
1979 – Bonus
01. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean (demo)
02. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean (extended)
03. Michael Jackson-Blood on the dancefloor
04. Michael Jackson-Carousel(sample)
05. Michael Jackson-Don't stop 'til you...(demo)
06. Michael Jackson-Fly away
07. Michael Jackson-Ghosts
08. Michael Jackson-I just can't stop...(spanish)
09. Michael Jackson-Is it scary
10. Michael Jackson-Morphine
11. Michael Jackson-On the line
12. Michael Jackson-Say say say
13. Michael Jackson-Shout
14. Michael Jackson-Someone in the dark
15. Michael Jackson-Streetwalker
16. Michael Jackson-Superfly sister
17. Michael Jackson-Thriller (voice demo)
18. Michael Jackson-Wanna be...(extended)
19. Michael Jackson-Workin' day and night (demo)
Time – 87:45 min
Size - 120,2 MB
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01. Michael Jackson-Burn this disco out
02. Michael Jackson-Don't stop 'til you get enough
03. Michael Jackson-Get on the floor
04. Michael Jackson-Girlfriend
05. Michael Jackson-I can't help it
06. Michael Jackson-It's the falling in love
07. Michael Jackson-Off the wall
08. Michael Jackson-Rock with you
09. Michael Jackson-She's out of my life
10. Michael Jackson-Workin' day and night
Time – 42:25 min
Size – 72,2 MB
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1. Michael Jackson-Baby be mine
2. Michael Jackson-Beat it
3. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean
4. Michael Jackson-Human nature
5. Michael Jackson-P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)
6. Michael Jackson-The girl is mine
7. Michael Jackson-The lady in my life
8. Michael Jackson-Thriller
9. Michael Jackson-Wanna be startin' somethin'
Time – 42:12 min
Size – 75,1 MB
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01. Michael Jackson-Another part of me
02. Michael Jackson-Bad
03. Michael Jackson-Dirty Diana
04. Michael Jackson-I just can't stop loving
05. Michael Jackson-Just good friends
06. Michael Jackson-Leave me alone
07. Michael Jackson-Liberian girl
08. Michael Jackson-Man in the mirror
09. Michael Jackson-Smooth criminal
10. Michael Jackson-Speed demon
11. Michael Jackson-The way you make me feel
Time – 48:09 min
Size – 86,7 MB
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01. Michael Jackson-Black or white
02. Michael Jackson-Black Or White (TR)
03. Michael Jackson-Can't let her get away
04. Michael Jackson-Dangerous
05. Michael Jackson-Give in to me
06. Michael Jackson-Gone too soon
07. Michael Jackson-Heal the world
08. Michael Jackson-In the closet
09. Michael Jackson-Jam
10. Michael Jackson-Keep the faith
11. Michael Jackson-Remember the time
12. Michael Jackson-She drives me wild
13. Michael Jackson-Who is it
14. Michael Jackson-Why you wanna trip on me
15. Michael Jackson-Will you be there
Time – 80:14 min
Size – 141 MB
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01. Michael Jackson-Another Part Of Me
02. Michael Jackson-Bad
03. Michael Jackson-Dirty Diana
04. Michael Jackson-Fly Away
05. Michael Jackson-I Just Cant Stop Loving You
06. Michael Jackson-Just Good Friends
07. Michael Jackson-Leave Me Alone
08. Michael Jackson-Liberian Girl
09. Michael Jackson-Man In The Mirror
10. Michael Jackson-Quincy Jones Interview 3
11. Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal
12. Michael Jackson-Speed Demon
13. Michael Jackson-Streetwalker
14. Michael Jackson-The Way You Make Me Feel (Hot Fever)
15. Michael Jackson-Todo Mi Amor Eres Tu
16. Michael Jackson-Voiceover 1 Quincy Jones Interview 1
17. Michael Jackson-Voiceover 2 Quincy Jones Interview 2
18. Michael Jackson-Voiceover 3
Time – 71:34 min
Size – 68,4 MB
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CD 1
01. Michael Jackson-Abc
02. Michael Jackson-Beat It
03. Michael Jackson-Ben
04. Michael Jackson-Billie Jean
05. Michael Jackson-Blame It On The Boogie
06. Michael Jackson-Can You Feel It
07. Michael Jackson-Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
08. Michael Jackson-Got To Be There
09. Michael Jackson-Human Nature
10. Michael Jackson-I Just Cant Stop Loving You
11. Michael Jackson-I Want You Back
12. Michael Jackson-Off The Wall
13. Michael Jackson-Pyt (Pretty Young Thing)
14. Michael Jackson-Rock With You
15. Michael Jackson-Rockin Robin
16. Michael Jackson-Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground)
17. Michael Jackson-Shes Out Of My Life
18. Michael Jackson-The Girl Is Mine
19. Michael Jackson-The Love You Save
20. Michael Jackson-Thriller
21. Michael Jackson-Wanna Be Startin Somethin
Time – 77:49 min
Size -107 MB
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01. Michael Jackson-Another Part Of Me
02. Michael Jackson-Bad
03. Michael Jackson-Black Or White
04. Michael Jackson-Dirty Diana
05. Michael Jackson-Earth Song
06. Michael Jackson-Heal The World
07. Michael Jackson-In The Closer
08. Michael Jackson-Leave Me Alone
09. Michael Jackson-Man In The Mirror
10. Michael Jackson-Remember The Time
11. Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal
12. Michael Jackson-The Way You Make Me Feel
13. Michael Jackson-They Don't Care About Us
14. Michael Jackson-Who Is It
15. Michael Jackson-Will You Be There
16. Michael Jackson-You Are Not Alone
17. Michael Jackson-You Rock My World
Time – 77:15 min
Size – 106 MB
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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes - Duets & Collaborations [2007]
Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes - Duets & Collaborations [2007]
Genre : Rock, Rock/Pop
Year : 2007
Tracks
Michael Jackson The Complete Outtakes, Duets & Collaborations (1978 - 1980)
01 - Sunset Driver.mp3 (5.59 megabyte)
02 - You Can't Win.mp3 (4.83 megabyte)
03 - Ease On Down The Road #1.mp3 (5.71 megabyte)
04 - Ease On Down The Road #2.mp3 (2.25 megabyte)
05 - Ease On Down The Road #3.mp3 (2.12 megabyte)
06 - Be A Lion.mp3 (6.07 megabyte)
07 - A Brand New Day.mp3 (11.35 megabyte)
08 - Who's Right, Who's Wrong.mp3 (5.19 megabyte)
09 - Save Me.mp3 (3.32 megabyte)
10 - I'm In Love Again.mp3 (4.11 megabyte)
11 - Night Time Lover.mp3 (3.37 megabyte)
12 - This Had To Be.mp3 (4.8 megabyte)
13 - All I Do.mp3 (11.7 megabyte)
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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1981 - 1983)
01 - The Dude.mp3 (12.89 megabyte)
02 - Goin' Back To Alabama.mp3 (4.27 megabyte)
03 - Behind The Mask (Who Do You Know).mp3 (15.04 megabyte)
04 - Nite Line.mp3 (4.12 megabyte)
05 - Trouble.mp3 (3.54 megabyte)
06 - Hot Street.MP3 (3.48 megabyte)
07 - Can't Get Outta The Rain.mp3 (3.77 megabyte)
08 - Carrousel.mp3 (2.72 megabyte)
09 - Someone In The Dark.mp3 (6.76 megabyte)
10 - Muscles.mp3 (4.29 megabyte)
11 - State Of Independence.mp3 (6.75 megabyte)
12 - Say Say Say.mp3 (9.04 megabyte)
13 - The Man.mp3 (4.46 megabyte)
14 - State Of Shock.mp3 (6.49 megabyte)
15 - There Must Be More To Life Than This.mp3 (1.1 megabyte)
16 - There Must Be More To Life Than This.mp3 (2.36 megabyte)
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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1984 - 1986)
01 - Love Never Felt So Good.mp3 (4.5 megabyte)
02 - Killing Me Softly.mp3 (4.82 megabyte)
03 - Surprise Song.MP3 (6.82 megabyte)
04 - Tell Me I'm Not Dreamin'.MP3 (5.89 megabyte)
05 - You Don't Stand Another Chance.mp3 (15.37 megabyte)
06 - Centipede.mp3 (8.19 megabyte)
07 - Somebody's Watching Me.mp3 (5.51 megabyte)
08 - Eaten Alive.mp3 (5.55 megabyte)
09 - Scared Of The Moon.mp3 (6.46 megabyte)
10 - We Are The World.mp3 (7.35 megabyte)
11 - We Are The World.mp3 (6.41 megabyte)
12 - Streetwalker.mp3 (5.33 megabyte)
13 - We Are Here To Change The World.mp3 (3.97 megabyte)
14 - Space Dance.mp3 (1.81 megabyte)
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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1987 - 1991).
01 - Cheater.mp3 (7.1 megabyte)
02 - Fly Away.MP3 (3.16 megabyte)
03 - Fly Away.mp3 (5.43 megabyte)
04 - Get It.mp3 (10.41 megabyte)
05 - Mind Is The Magic.mp3 (5.97 megabyte)
06 - Monkey Business.mp3 (7.92 megabyte)
07 - If You Don't Love Me.mp3 (6.66 megabyte)
08 - For All Time.mp3 (7.55 megabyte)
09 - You Were There.mp3 (5.45 megabyte)
10 - 2300 Jackson Street.mp3 (3.51 megabyte)
11 - Blood On The Dance Floor.mp3 (9.72 megabyte)
12 - Superfly Sister.mp3 (14.8 megabyte)
13 - Serious Effect.mp3 (7.04 megabyte)
14 - Work That Body - She Got It.MP3 (10.14 megabyte)
15 - Satisfy You.mp3 (13.64 megabyte)
16 - Do The Bartman.mp3 (4.75 megabyte)
17 - Lisa It's Your Birthday.MP3 (1.97 megabyte)
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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1992 - 1998)
01 - Yeah.mp3 (6.49 megabyte)
02 - Whatzupwitu.mp3 (3.87 megabyte)
03 - Someone Put Your Hand Out.mp3 (7.46 megabyte)
04 - Is It Scary.mp3 (12.82 megabyte)
05 - Ghosts.mp3 (11.98 megabyte)
06 - Morphine.mp3 (14.84 megabyte)
07 - In The Back.mp3 (6.22 megabyte)
08 - On The Line.mp3 (6.73 megabyte)
09 - Why.mp3 (9.41 megabyte)
10 - I Need You.mp3 (3.62 megabyte)
11 - Elizabeth I Love You.mp3 (3.81 megabyte)
12 - We Be Ballin'.mp3 (4.43 megabyte)
13 - Beautiful Girl.mp3 (5.59 megabyte)
14 - Children's Holiday.mp3 (7.39 megabyte)
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Michael Jackson - The Complete Outtakes (1999 - 2007).
01 - Xscape.mp3 (5.36 megabyte)
02 - Fall Again.mp3 (6.03 megabyte)
03 - Fall Again.mp3 (4.02 megabyte)
04 - I Have This Dream.mp3 (4.7 megabyte)
05 - Seeing Voices.mp3 (7.23 megabyte)
06 - The Way You Love Me.mp3 (6.2 megabyte)
07 - Shout.mp3 (9.85 megabyte)
08 - It's Not Worth It.mp3 (4.02 megabyte)
09 - What More Can I Give.mp3 (7.1 megabyte)
10 - One More Chance.mp3 (5.26 megabyte)
11 - We've Had Enough.mp3 (7.91 megabyte)
12 - Ride With Me.mp3 (5 megabyte)
13 - Gangsta (No Friend Of Mine).mp3 (7.64 megabyte)
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Can anyone play cover for Lil Wayne...
You have GOT to check this out before someone flags it and takes it down. Now I'm normally very skeptical of posts like this on Craigslist, but I like to image hilarious/ F-d up situations like this one as well so check it out, trust me, it's worth it.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html (unfortunately the post was removed but here it is for your reading pleasure)
“My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!"
Please Please comment, I don't have it in me..ok I'm lying...
This is wrong on soooo many levels.
Concerns:
1. are you that desperate?
2. are all your child's friends blind as well?
3. is there an award for mother of the year by pulling off this deception?
4. are you ready to explain to your child how you lied to him?
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The Stalker Chronicles pt. 2 " The Pitch" aka "The Bid for Control"
Here's long awaited conclusion to The Stalker Conclusion, sometimes you're just in denial about the situation you're in. This is what they are really saying when they say "Baby I'm in it for the loooong run!!"I will be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll want to call me because I am fun to talk to. You'll want to spend the majority of your time with me because I'm fun, make you laugh, and always full of surprises and crazy ideas. You don't mind showing me off because I'm hot and always a gentleman with great manners, as well as very sociable. I'll do little things to show I care, those little things that show I really know you...that shows I do pay attention, that shows I do think about you. I will probably be one of the better lays you get, people have told me I'm a freak, I just think I have a normal sex drive, and feel for women who cannot fully experience sex for all it has to offer. Then, that's when I start. You're hooked; you have future thoughts of me. I'm handsome, smart, caring, sensitive, thoughtful, responsible, honest, trustworthy, mature, elegant, refined, well mannered...etc.
But I can also be angry...impatient...jealous...will pick fights for no reason...won't want you to hang out with your friends unless I can come too... will pick at you if you've seemed to forgotten your manners (big thing for me)...well be mad if you are late...won't understand that you need girl time...and I'll be damned if you go on a vacation with your friends while I stay behind. However, I am allowed to go on vacations with my friends. I am allowed to have a guy’s night out. I'll be jealous if you go out to lunch with a male co-worker, although I do it all the time with female co-workers, and about 80% of my friends are girls. What can I say, I just want to be your everything, and the rest, well, there is no rest.
I want to be your best friend. I want to experience life with you. I want for you to feel you are not really on vacation, unless I'm with you. I want for you to rather have me WITH you when you're hanging out with your friends, because I'm a friend too, and I get along with all your friends. I want to be the first person you call when something good OR bad happens. I want you to lavish me with your time, cook me meals, to show me how much you appreciate having me in your life, because even though I am a crazy ass, I’ll bring a lot of joy into your life, and at the same time, make it seem like all my craziness is a small price to pay to have me. You know it because I'm the only man that consumes your mind.
I am the one in your fantasies. I'm the man you want to introduce to your parents AND friends, and the same man you want to take home and just throw into bed. You know I am always there for you, and you know I'll always support you and be an ear, give advice, whatever it is that you are needing at that moment, EVEN if we did just have a huge fight. I might try to emotionally push you away, but don't let me. Else it's onto the next girl, who will feel the same way about me that you did, but by the time you grow some nerve to try to get me back, even though I was the one that broke it off, I'll already be taken. Yet, you'll still have your hopes.... Sound like someone you want? Then you might have more problems than I do...
Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day (6/19/09)
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more .
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day .
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant .
* No weapons are allowed . . . other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher .
* After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your empty brain always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping . . . . . and have a GREAT DAY!
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