Monday, September 20, 2010

Ain't That Bout a Bitch...

Has this ever happened to you??

Its 79 degrees out...
you got the windows down...
you just uploaded fresh new music to your iPod...
and you're hitting the city streets...
riding around.....
just a man and his music....

and then you see this...
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on one  of these...
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next thing you know...
your whole focus changes....
now you're checking your hair...
now you're debating on how much your seat should be reclined
(too far = you look like a thug....too high = you look like a geek)


and you are even looking for your manliest ...R&B track
...oh shit didnt you just add "Deuces" to your playlist???
you frantically search your iPod and almost crash...




(that track is fiyah...fuck it, I said it...bet you wasn't ready to like Chris Brown again huh..more to come on that subject... its ok, you can let the track ride)

So you got everything in check...
you apply a lil gas to your engine....
adjust the level of your music..
you're ready...
speeding up...
getting closer...
you look over and see...

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Ain't That Bout A Bitch....

I dont know whats more sad?

1. You driving your girl's car with her sorority plate on it because its better than your car. Do you know what elite group of men that puts you in. She's not even in the car with you. Why are you flossin' her shit? Are you taking it to get new tires? Go sit your ass somewhere!!

2. Me, the pressed asshole who defied several traffic laws just to pull up to your ass....

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2 comments:

  1. I didn't know you had a blog but I'll be reading from now one....

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  2. HA HA. Now that was funny. You havent changed a bit with your humor =-)

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